Alaina Vertai: ""Press shift to sprint" in a video game? How about "press sh…" | chittr

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˖⁺‧₊˚ "Press shift to sprint" in a video game? How about "press shift to fuck my nook?" That's more exciting. :/ #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖

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@chattyKraken[CK]

˖⁺‧₊˚ Oh, wow... I will say I do only have a nook, though. Weird body mutation thing. Whatevs~ #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖

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Taylor Maryam-Lalonde

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love yourself

@lipstickThesbian[LT]

So do I but I accessorize

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@chattyKraken[CK]

˖⁺‧₊˚ I dunno what that means bug hell yes ˚₊‧⁺˖

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im considering asking for financial compensation to pay for a new keyboard. or asking if my key smash efforts could be rewarded

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Taylor Maryam-Lalonde

transgender

love yourself

@lipstickThesbian[LT]

Oh that is right Alternians would not likely know of the glorious beauty that is a strap on Would you like to find out

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@chattyKraken[CK]

˖⁺‧₊˚ Well, since you're so devoted, I guess I could give you a reward. What would you like? ˚₊‧⁺˖

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

i do believe there was a very specific thing promise for pressing shift to begin with

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@chattyKraken[CK]

˖⁺‧₊˚ I mean, yeah, sure #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖

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@chattyKraken[CK]

˖⁺‧₊˚ Well, if you're twisting my arm like that... I might as well let you. #nsfw ˚₊‧⁺˖

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

im not twisting anything!! if you wanna pay me in thoughts and prayers then i'll gladly take that too