I Need That Weird, Little, Sad, Wet, And Pathetic Secretary So Bad. He's So Baby Girl. Tragically, I Know For Certain If I Made A Move A Certain Banker Would Tear Me Apart Like A Betta Fish In The Same Tank.
I WAS GOING TO HATE THIS, BUT I DO NOT HAVE A VITRIOLIC BONE IN MY BODY, ONLY CALCIUM-RICH ONES, FROM ALL OF THE CALCIUM-ENHANCED LACTAID I PUT IN MY DAILY COFFEE. MY HATE IS RESCINDED. MERGAL IS FREE TO DO AS HE PLEASES. NATURALLY. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
You And I Both Know The Reason You Would Tear Me Apart Is Less Out Of True Territorialism And More Because Overt And Genuine Flirtation Would Make That Poor Dear Burst Into Tears And Back Away, Tripping Over Himself In The Process And Knocking No Less Than 6 Pencil Cups Off Of Various Desks And Finally Smacking His Head Against Someone's Ill Placed Office Plant.
I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU AND I ARE COMING FROM TWO VERY DIFFERENT PLACES REGARDING MERGAL, MY DEAR SWEET MERGAL, BUT I DO UNDERSTAND ON SOME LEVEL. HIS BEWETTENED NATURE AND TENDENCY TO ATTRACT MISFORTUNE HIS WAY IS PRECISELY WHY I HIRED HIM. :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]