FUCK YES, I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A CHOCOLATE DANISH, I AM SO EXCITED I COULD DO A BACKFLIP, THAT IS, IF I WANTED TO INJURE EVERY VERTEBRA IN MY BEAUTIFUL AND SLEEK AND SUPPLE BODY, WHICH I DO NOT! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
BEWARE IM STEALING THAT SHIT FR✷M Y✷U GAINES-SAMA!!!ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CHOCOLATE DANISH, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS, EXCEPT I DON'T BECAUSE I AM LYING TO YOU TO GARNER FALSE SYMPATHY, AND ANYWAYS IF I HAD A WIFE AND KIDS, I WOULD HAVE TRADED THEM TO KEEP MY CHOCOLATE DANISH BECAUSE THIS IS HOW PASSIONATE I AM ABOUT MY YUMMY FUCKING PASTRY! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
I AM STEALING THE WH✷LE G✷DDAMNED BAKERY WITH Y✷U IN IT STILL THEN!! RRAAAHˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
AH?! I DID NOT KNOW ONE COULD DO THAT... YOUR STRENGTH IS ADMIRABLE, YES, SO ADMIRABLE, MR. SABERTOOTH, I AM FLABBERGASTED, I AM ASTOUNDED, IN AWE, COMPLETELY GOBSMACKED, FLUMMOXED, EVEN HORNSWOGGLED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM GOING TO SAY THAT MAYBE YOU EVEN DESERVE THIS CHOCOLATE DANISH! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
W✷W FUCK YEAH CH✷C✷LATE DANISH YU YU!ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!