♠ hated by @lolHec
d/)n’t phrase it like that
n/) pr/)/)f
rude what c/)uld p/)ssibly make y/)u assume i want attenti/)n (ign/)re the first p/)st /)n this thread)
idk man i just like being a c/)ntrarian
fuck n/)
/)kay n/)w i w/)n’t
♡I Think Everyone Should Be Nice To Others. The World Doesn't Need Anymore Violence Or Hatred Than It Already Does.♡
𖦹 Sista I'm just da messenger. 𖦹
10/10
𖦹 I fill her up, BALLOONS! 𖦹
psi/)nics and v/)/)d/)/) are VERY different abilities, usually they have different things they are able t/) d/). /)ne is usually used t/) p/)wer spaceships and the /)ther is like used generally t/) fuck with pe/)ple’s heads (at least generally i think s/)me ppl can d/) /)ther things with it) als/) expl/)si/)ns are VERY C(\(\L. i l/)ve expl/)ding things
Definitely missed some parts of you. The shit attitude, no. But it's kind of a package deal, here, anyway. Nobody will ever hate you as I do. I hope you know that.
i w/)uld say “my charming pers/)nality” but we b/)th kn/)w that w/)uld be a lie
d/)n’t feel like digging it up t/) say
there isn’t anything t/) find. i l/)ve vague p/)sting t/)/) much
well number 1. maybe, i have /)ther things that pr/)bably c/)ulda been just fine but im g/)nna keep it ambigu/)us cus it makes me l/)/)k c/)/)ler 2.it was like 2 weeks ag/) n/)t 1. als/) the pers/)n i was digging it f/)r was just reaaaally really interesting /)kay? i had t/), im curi/)us 3.yes im abs/)lutely friends with that twink
hey there i’m currently busy helping dig very large 6ft deep h/)les in the s/)il atm. seems like a big ask
3
d/)n’t y/)u have pe/)ple wh/) like y/)u t/) g/) talk t/)
it’s n/)t a date, d/)nt call it a date
i’m smug and ann/)ying but i’m n/)t st/)/)ping s/) l/)w t/) pretend t/) be smarter than i am by using chess termin/)l/)gy (even th/) chess is really easy t/) understand but S(\ME PE(\PLE make it seem like it’s s/)/)/)/)/)/) intellectual)
d/)n’t tell ME t/) shut up
what did i d/)? i did arguably n/)thing w/)rng
exactly
i’m n/)t that ann/)ying
yeah i can tell my peace has been disturbed
g/) ahead, i’m still n/)t telling y/)u pers/)nal details ab/)ut this little pathetic man in my dms
what ¡ do w¡th my slurry ¡s MY bus¡ness #bus¡nessm¡nded #l¡ghtbr¡ghtdel¡ghts
Yeah. No, I did not expect you to actually do any of that. I'm not even sure by laws that clowns are forced to do it, some kind of weird agreement with the power that be, as highest beings on land or something. And also, I don't think Twitch streaming counts as a legit business in the eyes of the empire, but I could stand corrected. Anyway, I created your brand new bank account, I sent you the number in dms, you can create your pins and I'll just transfer money there at some point. Or set up a stream, who knows, I have to talk with my accountant on how we're going to go about it. #businessminded
It's more of an accounting problem. I can't get tax deduction on PayPail transfers, meanwhile I could create you a fake business account, and get deductions. #businessminded
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… n/) but /)nly because i have been caught d/)ing multiple things /)n the past if i d/) f/)ll/)w thr/)ugh with this im actually c/)/)ked if any/)ne finds /)ut
Not a joint bank account. Do you think I want you up in my real account? No. Just some sort of personal bank account for you with no interests where I can just stream passive money at, instead of the multiple deposits. Sigh. Why do I always have to explain everything.
y/)u ask t/)/) many questi/)ns
The ever so disgracious but very attractive @lolhec
She doesn't realize how good she has it. Unfortunately. For me.
She doesn't even realize how expensive these ships are!!! They are pieces of art, you uncultured swine. Not that you'd know what art is, UGH. #notevenvagueing #verytargetedchit
My account was somehow hacked by a very rude violet twink talking shit to another rude violet twink. I do not talk like that. Ever. And I would definitely never pitch flirt anyone other than my pitchmate. Anyway, time for the wisdom of the night, which will save many heartaches: Power is justice. The world exists for people far more powerful than you. That includes me. Not a business-minded quote tonight, but still free wisdom for the masses. I was feeling pretty generous despite this whole hacking ordeal.
They better still be there when I arrive (both the ships AND the SPHERES)
You are ruining this business profile. Why don't you get back to your itchy ass regular posting and forget I said anything about your opinion. My quads are the straightest they should be. Just because they're not like everyone else's doesn't mean I'm wrong. Stop airing our dirty laundry in public, for fuck sake, can't you use your wrinkles for something else than twitch streaming?
The fact that you don't know a simple bow knot is even more astounding. You said you are hive, huh? 10 minutes away. Count your fucking fingers. All 10 of them. My shit better be INTACT. Or you won't be.
Fuck your rare figures, touch my ships and they're gone. Irreparable damage done on both side, is that really what you want? Even money won't replace those pieces. Also, I don't have to like humans to want to do business with them. And by with them I mean, selling them amd their resources. Why do you even think I remotely care what they think of me? Since when do I care about anyone's opinion but YOURS? I see humans as expandable at worst, resellable assets at best. But only if they have talent. Like that. huh Lil guy you don't want me to use the whole name, for some weird reason I don't understand. This IS a business profile, god how many times do I have to say it. My world does not revolve around YOU, RIZ. And look at the pot calling the kettle black, are you not queen of slurs on this forsaken platform? YOU ARE THE PRIMARY USER. JOBLESS. FUCKING. CLOWN. I did say I would break your fingers, not break up with you. Despite it all (imagine me gesturing vaguely at all of you), I still think you're worth it, you might actually be the only person to earn that title from me. By the way, get angrier, it's hot.
Have you never looked at a bow knot? I see two ends going nowhere. Like you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df5541c7c0e3.jpg DON'T DO IT, RIZ. I swear to god I'll break every fingers that destroyed those beauties and then not pay your medical bill. .....That's fucking cheating, you fucking cunt, and you know it. Look, you got me to lose my composure and swear. Disgusting.
What the fuck kind of backward ass logic is that? Break my ships, and I'll burn your hive down with everything you own. YET? Why? Am I not allowed to take an interest in another culture? What if I intend to turn it into my next market? AGAIN. THIS IS A BUSINESS PROFILE. I am not utilizing this place solely for my entertainment, do you not SEE THE POSSIBILITIES? God you're insufferable.
Again, your brain is a marvel of knots that go nowhere but still manage to somehow formulate sentences with vern noun and complement. I don't do what you do, I only post about business. This is a business account. Again, why are you getting twisted over some words? Pathetic. I'm pretty sure that by troll standards you are cool? Whatever that means. I think you're hot, detestable, and have shit taste in hobbies. What's not to hate?
I did not call you a girl failure, I asked you if that was THAT. And is that not his name? Lil Nas X? I'm not very knowledgeable YET about humans. DON'T DISS MY SHIPS. They're very precious to me. And your stinky ass has broken too many of them already. Also, I deny your breakup. As if it was THAT easy. You know better.
Why are you getting twisted over some words? You're not that weak. Stop acting like you are.
Ugh. [[ TRANSACTION SUCCESSFUL. YOU HAVE SENT @LOLHEC an additional $350,000 CAEGARS APOLOGY FUNDS FROM YOUR PAYPAIL ACCOUNT, FOR MISUSING TROLL SLANG.]]
[[ TRANSACTION SUCCESSFUL. YOU HAVE SENT @LOLHECK $250,000 CAEGARS APOLOGY FUNDS FROM YOUR PAYPAIL ACCOUNT, FOR MISUSING TROLL SLANG.]]
Is that what young trolls refer to as 'girl failure'?
No, I think I will be staying. Observing the masses has been both entertaining and somewhat eye-opening on a few things. Also got to discover Human Celebrity Lil Nas X. There's potential in this place, even if you have to wade through thousands of shit posts made by unemployed sods with too much time on their hands.
Discovered him through here; someone else posted, and I got curious. Pretty good, not my usual type, but he's got "it".
Hobbies? Monetize that. Passions? Monetize that. Everything can be monetized with the right mindset. But before selling, remember the wise words of Human Celebrity Lil Nas X: "I wanna sell what you're buying" Finding a buyer is the FIRST step, not finding what to sell, contrary to popular belief. #businessminded
i lie all the time. it’s just y/)u d/)n’t kn/)w when i lie and when i d/)nt. it’s apart /)f the appeal
i’m n/)t biting y/)u! i mean it has cr/)ssed my mind but y/)u enc/)uraging it makes me n/)t want t/) d/) it. real tragedies /)ccurring here
im n/)t a c/)ward. im just smart, n/) self respecting p/)ker player h/)lds their cards t/)/) far /)ut f/)r any/)ne and every/)ne t/) see. i c/)uld d/) that but i c/)uld d/) /)ther things, the key is that i am planning /)n keeping my g/)/)d cards cl/)se until i have the perfect /)pp/)rtunity t/) use them
t/)/) many questi/)ns
☆ Yeah right you Know pestering me is liKe the highlight of your day☆
☆ hahahahah fuKKin loser☆
m¡ght as well you even dropped the macro ¡nfo m¡ght get more freaks. can send you a d¡v¡dend too
hashtag l¡ghtbr¡ghtdel¡ghtsdotcom
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Ɏ the odds a-a-are low but never zero some people like poor pa-a-athetic sopping wet meowmeows Ɏ
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NO, BV╋━ I╋━ MIGH╋━ SOO╋━HE YOVR... SEEMINGLY ROVSABLE CREVICE.
just a casual reminder that im a trendsetter.
tell the drone vwith the fat thorax i said zz;p
Reflection of the night: killing is short-term gratification. Sending your enemies to another galaxy where they’ll serve another for eternity AND earn you passive income is much better. #indenturedservitude #businessminded #grabbingeveryopportunitybythehorns
Relatable if you switch ass for boobs. What's the point if you're taking them away from me.
Is it fucked up that I love seeing my kismesis threaten (and actually follow through) other people with violence? Really enjoy that side of her. #violence #mykismesis
- I found my way in yes but nothing was broken. -
- I don't se=e your name or symbol on him? Yeah I do have a job as a sanguine=er it's just slow sometimes but the bo=onies come in big waves. Anyway we chil=lin I like this guy. I'm gon=na make us some fo=od. -
- Some of you are out here living in complete disar=ray. I shouldn't be at risk of trip=pin on some bul=lshit when I break into your hive. -
- I legit can just come over and golden boy can watch. -
- She's big enough I gues=s we can share. -
H⟁ppy Pride M◎nth! Empl◎yees get 2 less mins ◎n their bre⟁k ⟁ll m◎nth! Bec⟁use I d◎n't w⟁nt them ye⟁rning ◎n the j◎b. We ⟁re n◎w selling pride-themed items ◎n the empyre⟁n st◎refr◎nt!
IT WaS, anD n(o) (o)n3 3lS3. Sh3'S In h3r (o)Wn lanD (o)v3r Th3r3.
- Some just might tickle me a bit before I have to cul=l someone. -
- Making me wish I was cerulean so I can have my prefer=red slur be spider sack. -
HA!
Why are you mad? You are a clown. ... right? I don't remember you being excommunicated from clurch at least.
You?
-- Transaction Successful -- You have successfully sent TwinArmaggetfucked 10 Caegars from your PayPail account. They can now afford 1 banana, you think.
--- Payment Successful --- You have successfully sent user Rizrik Inigim the sum of 6,5 millions caegars from your PayPail account balance.
50?
If she don't pussy out I guess.
You should let me join in. She doesn't got your body, and I'm sure she's very fragile, but I can see the appeal.
You should record THIS.
╋━HE VERISIMILI╋━VDE OF YOVR SVPPOSI╋━ION IS MOS╋━ DREADFVL. SOME DOORS DO NO╋━ GREE╋━ ╋━HE CVRIOVS WI╋━H KINDNESS. WI╋━HDRAW, PERHAPS?
HAPLESS, MISERABLE PHAN╋━OM. I DO NO╋━ RECALL SVMMONING ╋━HEE, EVEN IF I DID FIND MYSELF INCLINED ╋━O BEWA╋━CH YOVR S╋━ORY FOR MY MEN╋━AL COMPENDIVM OF SPIRI╋━S EN╋━RAPPED WI╋━HIN ╋━HIS ENDLESS CHASM. ╋━HA╋━ IS ╋━O SAY. HAVE YOV FOVND YOVRSELF ENSNARLED IN ╋━HE GRIP OF AGI╋━A╋━ED PAROXYSMS SIMILAR ╋━O ╋━HE PREVIOVS RVDDY FIEND?
Did I miss the "social" part of social media? Isn't the point to be "social". Announcing my presence seems like a valid first step into "socializing". Anyway, good story, wished you'd recorded it so I could see it, that sounds hilarious.
Finally, one of you has common sense.
I don't see anything wrong with that. Let him speak, he's right.
You're making it very hard to sell. I'll pass on the investment opportunity and instead agree with you, as this costs me nothing. You are worthless.
I am back online. I think I am starting to understand the appeal of this place. Unfortunately, this space feels a little too safe, if you catch my drift. So let me start a thread: What is the funniest way you killed someone? I'll start. During a luxurious event held by the fleet, one of my employees used the word "irregardless" incorrectly in a sentence, so I had them killed. The problem wasn't that he misused the word; it's that he said it with confidence. I can't have people believing I hire confident fools. What about you all? #violence #murder
Perhaps this untapped market is for more than buying exotic lusii. Trolls don't sell the best, but I can make it work. There will always be a buyer if you market it right. #servitude #indentured servitude #always an option
Old money? Excuse you, I built my own money. Don't compare me to my descendants.
I'd r⟁ther spit ◎n y◎u.
◌ I cannot be dishing out hate reacts like this. ⧂
I am honored.
You still haven't told me how much, and I haven't troogled it. But you said something about going too high, so maybe what? 5 bucks? 3 bucks? I don't know what you want me to tell you, Riz. Someone else does the shopping and cooking. And peeling too, though I haven't had a banana in sweeps.
Did I? Their anger is weak, I did not feel it. You know where I am. Come find me ;)
That's because I'm right. I am always right, you should know better by now.
What does that even mean? I'll have you know I am still very young for a tyrian.
Again, always impressed with how your brain works. I do like trash/peasantblood myself, but I admit cull bait is pretty sweet too.
They really do give off unemployed, die young "yolo" energy, huh.
I've had bananas before, Riz. Not my favorite fruit, but I've had it a few times. And I don't know, yellow? You gotta peel the thing, if I remember. I haven't peeled one myself, though.
My throne is made of gold, and you know it. And no, it's only 2. Because I only got 2 worthwhile followers amongst the garbage you sent my way. I'm looking for business opportunities but it looks like I was lied to. This "social" media feels like...lowblood entertainment at best. The few highbloods I've seen. Don't make it very much worth looking around. You feel? Humans? Their women can be pretty but that's about as far of a recognition I'm willing to give them. They're worse than limebloods, and they don't really sell well amongst my buyers since they're so fragile.
A first with you. But that's fine, I wired you enough for a treat. Is 1000 Caegars enough for take out? I can't remember.
Discreet as in posting my face in your bio? Discreet as in posting about me every other tweet? You are as subtle as your lusus in an antique store. Oh, don't worry. I know you are very hateable. Fortunately, you also have some...redeeming qualities. Quality over quantity, always. And stay out of my business, don't want your vulgarity ruining my deals.
Sweetgills? How much is that compliment gonna cost?
I've gotta learn to use that thing and you're almost the only one that was worth a follow on here. I've got another purple and a fellow tyrian, but the rest of the trash you sent my way is not worth my follow.
Can't you talk like a normal person? What quirk? Is that what you do on here? "Spill your worms"? That sounds. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
I am not the biggest fan of most troll meat; it's often overrated. I'd say the best troll meat I had was violet. It was the most tender I've experienced, but honestly, nothing beats hornbeast wagyu. It's the perfect balance of fat and juicy. Most troll meat is too stressed, nervy, or muscular to be flavorful.
You say that as if you are not surprised that I am here. I'm trying to be nice and learn about your interests. I can see why you like this place, though. It's trash.
This is interesting.
just cause something doesnt affect you doesnt mean you cant stand up against it also ever heard of human racism hemoism is pretty fucking similar
like can we put our differences aside for once and stop being so hateful
seriously though this gets to the point were the negative reactions i get from trying to do or put good into the world or chittr starts to affect me mentally
☆ oKay? you two Kan listen tK shitty musiK together idc☆
☆ You set me up with that I Kouldnt help myself it was right there☆
#ThISISaDIr3cTp(o)ST #Sh3kn(o)WSWh(o)Sh3IS
<<"wish there was sometimes, honestly">>
>>| so you despise .all culture .and religion .around your caste? that circus .is crap .and magic, miracles, trick, gags .are for dumb trolls? go .on. cover me .in .a word .of fetish. for .i .am still, going to .attempt to join the cults, participate .at watching juggling .at theatres .as for you, just railing someone's fuchsia's nook to the ground. you haven't read .a thing .of what .i wrote .in my chitts. .especially .a recent .ine, clearing .all speculations .about me. go .on. moce forward. be the .one who .uses shortcuts, .it's just .easier, correct?
>>| for your. .own. .entertainment. https://chittr.ing/profile/anxioustautology/8740ffb3-6db4-410f-80a8-0d5cb65873f6
>>| .it .is not .about pailing .at .all. read. .open .oculars. look .at the chitt. .only the last paragraph .is .about pailing.
>>| hope this resolves the .auspiciousness .about me. https://chittr.ing/profile/anxioustautology/hashtag/purplelove
>>| what. well. .only half .of .it. like, do you see me drooling .over you? do you see .i hit .on .every purpleblood? .i don't think so. yes, .i love to .imagine getting pailed by .one, but who wouldn't desire someone bigger .and higher to dominate you, .if you want .it?
cull y/)urself
that’s n/)ne /)f y/)ur business
a pr3TTy DIck m(o)v3 (o)f h3r If y(o)u aSk m3
yeah h/)w dare she d/) that
~C'mere lemme lick them nO~strils again~
- Now would I (me) be an as=shole if I (me btw) send a cleaning crew to a certain highblo=od's hive, wait til they're finished, and then take a nap on her couch? -
.do iT .no globeS
- She might crack me open but this is neces=sary. -
s⚙︎me ⚙︎f us ⟢rent s⚙︎ b⟢d
༻ Someone threw a stone through my window✦ Could I cull them for trespassing and damaging my property? Yes✦ Will I? No, I have taken a vow of no unnecessary violence✦ I only take a life when mine is in danger✦ Is that probably why for the past week my hive has been vandalized? Maybe✦ ༺
(￣ω￣) Hehe. #vagueposting
(⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ ) But I thought we were having fun! You hate-spammed my chits! Why can't I like-spam yours?! ( ´ ▿ ` ) I should do that again!
(＠＾◡＾) You got it, Rizrik!!
(。・ω・。) ? I was just being generous....
☆ don't flatter yourself it' might aKtually Kause your thinKpan to set on fire if you give it more thought than you Kan muster☆
feeling lucky after semi aiding t/) a singular chittr trend after tw/) m/)nths /)f using this sight im g/)ing t/) gamble again. f/)r any/)ne wh/) says “y/)u were g/)nna g/) d/) that anwyays” y/)ur right. but the manebeast d/)esn’t c/)ncern themselves with predictability
n/) i’m /)nly hating it because it’s y/)u in particular
☆ BASED AS FUKK☆
i wOuld say trOlls dOn’t deserve free will but that wOuld imply yOu had a mind tO freely think and pOst this cOmment.
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ Hi Riz!
（*＾ワ＾*）Purplebloods are fun!
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Huh? Why?
☆ﾟ･:｡.:(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ･:..:☆ I got YOU too now! Yaaaay!
（；￣︶￣）I'm no genius, but I *am* compassionate! (⌒ω⌒) Riz, you mistaken my kindness as a curse. I don't do this to hurt you, I'm just someone who enjoys talking to people! You're already pretty cool as is, *but* the fact you keep me around makes me feel all kinds of special. (o´▽`o) I'll always be by your side!!
(っ˘ω˘ς ) That's okay. We can always private message. I think our conversations are always fun!
❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) You tagged me a few times! Which makes my day. We should meet up in person sometime, Riz!!
( ˙▿˙ ) You hate spam my chits! It feels like you want my attention, so it is given! Hi!
˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙ Yaaay, she's online! (Hi Riz!)
(≡^∇^≡) Rise and SHINE, Alternia! Let's start our day right!
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Today, I'm going to build a kissing booth! It would be fun, I think!
◜▿◝ I did it to be silly. I hope it has a lovely day. #spreadingpositivity
ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Saw a drone today. I drew a smiley face on its back! Yay!
If um- Anyone is in need of a partner for this pail season- I am available- To fulfill that- #nsfw
one must knoww thy enemy
i promise it is and there are beter jobs out there bro
its not about the wwords its about the powwer, struggle is up brother, oppression is up, and wwe are not immune to culpability
wwhy did nobody tell me l*wwbl**d is a slur wwwwhat the fuck
(。・ω・。) Did it work
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) You know, I just realized something... On Earth, we have this species of an aquatic variety known as the Mantis Shrimp. (ര⸏ुര) With this in mind, the Mantis Shrimp can see far more colors than the average human eye! And presumably, the troll eye as well. Given your kind have the same visual rays of the rainbow we see. (ᇂ_ᇂ|||) But... this begs the question... Does that mean the Mantis Shrimp can see colors BEYOND fuschia? Would this imply that there may be other blood colors we don't know about? (｡･~･｡) Now I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) But I like you!
(´• ω •`) Okay but I'll be around if you need anything!!
6ecause 6eing inf9rmed is imp9rtant. Y9u're welc9me.
(*꧆▽꧆*) OH MY STARS!! THANK YOU KINDLY, OH MIGHTY REALM OF CHITTR!! “:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾*+:•*∴ This is a sign that ANYTHING is possible! We shall prosper and shine together, Alternia! Thank you thank you thank you!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dba33f5f1d3.png
(˶⸃ ⴰ⸃˶) Nnnno I most certainly have a brain! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ Tell your kismesis I said hi, too!
＼\ ٩( ᐛ )و /／ I dunno!! You're pretty but I'm not a homewrecker!!
＼(≧▽≦)／ OKAY BYE RIZ HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY
◦°˚\(*❛ ‿ ❛)/˚°◦ I can compliment you more if you'd like!
(´ ω `♡) Hi everyone! Here's my face reveal! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76947acba842.png
( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) ... Is this a threat or a courting ritual?? #isthisflirting ?!
(o´▽`o) Hehe I like these conversations it makes us feel so close by the minute! (＠＾◡＾) But come on now, I'm sure we can do other things! Like making friendship bracelets!
ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ GAAAAAASP! Oh, my!! (っ˘ω˘ς ) I get it!! You *cuddle*. Scandalous! #newsofthesweep
ｏ(‘▽’)/☆ﾟ’･:*☆ NUH UH YOU ASKED CUZ YOU *WANTED* A HUG!!!
｀;:゛;｀;･(°ε° ) SO WHY DID YOU ASK ?
(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ I think it won't matter! As long as you're comfortable!!
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Why are we smashing or passing? I'd like to pass around hugs!!
◜▿◝ Goodnight Alternia! Remember to stay hydrated and have a lovely rest of your day! (Especially you, @lolHec!)
(„• ᴗ •„) I'll assume you just appreciate my visions <3 Thank you kindly <3
==> ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ Be the best of friends with @lolHec ! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64d58247e9fb.gif
(⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ ) Actually, you were on *my* post!!
oh noooooooooooo dont do iiittttttt im way too helpless
(´｡• ω •｡`) If that's what makes you happy, then OKAY!!!!!!!
oh noooo i sure hope you don’t eat me too
wWw friendly reminder check who you're tagging before posting it makezz you look a little goofy wWw
(o･ω･o) (Actually, I don't really know what I lost to... but, yay!)
(＠＾◡＾) It's okay Rizrik! I liked EEEEEEVERY post you've made so far! This one included. („• ֊ •„) You can hate my chits all you want, but that'll mean my kull will be higher than yours eventually! (o´▽`o) I'm having fun with you!!
dont do that man some people are into that #suggestive
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Having fun and being myself #inmylane
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) No <3
haha... kinda curious... #dashwatching
(⁀ᗢ⁀) I am having fun!!
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!
still confused by the hate notif i got from you
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) I like to talk about things I like. Which is a lot of things! You included.
〔ʘ෴ʘ〕 NOT AGAIN https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e554c2ccb8c.png
☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(„• ᴗ •„) So far this environment seems lively. I think that's good!
(っ˘ω˘ς ) Happy to be here, truly!
˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙ I was born 5 seconds ago! And I didn't think I'd see such a wonderful world of unknowing beings known as... "trolls." ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Hello, world! #idon'tknowhowiwoundupinhere #happytobehere
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Hi, Mx. Wizard! Thank you for this notification. (⌒ω⌒) I do not understand what any of those "potions" are, but... I sure do love the idea of helping a friend out in their business and thrive. I may consider!
(●☌◡☌●) I do love romance. I love love! I was born and raised to know it's a good thing, so I try my best to see that in everything and everyone! ♥
o（ｉДｉ）o Oh dear!!!!
(˶◕‿◕˶✿) Oh, joyous day! That sounds lovely!
(¯▿¯) Fellow trolls, can you give me Alternian advice? I am not from here, so everything is new. ( ˙▿˙ ) I think someone tried to give me a dagger to me. Is that a friendly thing? (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) I feel special if so!!
(ᅌᴗᅌ* ) I wonder how a troll would react at the common proteins of Earth. ( *ˊᵕˋ) We have this thing known as "chicken", and quite frankly I enjoy it! Beef comes in second place. (ー w ーゞActually... do you guys even have access to human oriented online sources?
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) That's lovely, Mx. Wizard!! I sure hope you're using the gem at its most highest potential! (?)
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Good morning everyone!! Let's start the day with something nice to say!!
（￣□￣；） Oh!! So sorry I didn't mean that as a bad thing at all! I should really be more careful how I word my things... especially in troll language. (Forgive me, I'm a little "new" to it all.) (ーvーゞ As for comfy experiences, I can say that they are still in fact experiences. I've seen some nasty things! I was even encouraged to "cull" others at a certain point. (Although I'd never...) （ ಠωಠ）The reality of it is, you shouldn't enforce cultural change on others. This goes both ways! So consider this me "spectating" and learning your kind's ways. Certainly I could *never* be mean, but I can see perhaps why most folk are around here... It is such an experience. (＠＾◡＾) But you, kind sir, are absolutely a lovely chat! (⌒ω⌒) (Also I go by feminine pronouns. No worries!)
（*＾ワ＾*）Oh how lovely! It's nice to know I can reach into the hearts of... (。・ω・。) Oh, right! Bloodpusher. ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ I'm glad I can reach into your bloodpusher and show you hidden things of what I call the world of empathy and kindness. I do so very much enjoy sharing it with others, be it through physical or emotional affections. (o_ _)ﾉ彡☆ I shall give you my best wishes for success in making your home a brighter place.
(￣ω￣) I recall the time I was asked why I only like posts at one point... but the truth is, I just like things! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ "Pity" just feels diminishing. I would gracefully give my condolences where necessary, but sometimes I feel like it is a little lackluster in how I feel for others. （＠´＿｀＠） Hatred is... intense. I could never. Hating something is difficult to do in my nature. (Not even a human thing, either. I'm just soft... According to some, this is a "flaw", but that's okay. Nobody is perfect.) ల(´= ◡ =｀) Mediated? Maybe! But I dunno how that'd go in my line of work. But I will try my best to be a good example for others. It's what I do! My grandfather always told me I'm nice to help others no matter the high stress levels I have... (￣▽￣) ... Σ(゜゜) ... Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) Yes I'm a Sylph, how did you know?!
( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) Goodness me goodness my... Well... (＝д＝) If I truly AM responsible for your mishap, my sincerest apologies! I got a little too curious at Grandfather's lab and... woosh~ Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;) I'd try and switch back, truly, I would! But... Uhm... I don't know how! But I do like the atmosphere. Very... *intense*, I think.
Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh oh oh! Same handle!! (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ Today is a day of SURPRISES! (Sorry!! You must be just as confused as I!)
∑ヾ(￣0￣;ﾉ Huoooh?!?! You think so?!?!?! ヽ(||lﾟдﾟ)ﾉ Waaaah!! Wait, you mean *YOU* might be the one who also got sent to some place?! Earth, right?? Right?! (〇o〇；) This is the most alarming yet fascinating news I've been given yet!
(｡◕ ∀ ◕｡) The seed is deployed, chat. Standby!
ოර⌄රო Do you guys think if I used my Life powers I could grow a random tree that grows anything? ٩( ╹▿╹ )۶ Let us find out!
|||||／(￣ﾛ￣;)＼||||||| THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!
Σ・ ・( ω ﾉ)ﾉ THAT IS NOT AT ALL MY INTENTIONS!! PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M A WEIRDO!! #NSFW ?! I THINK?! I DON'T KNOW I AM HAVING A BABY PANIC RIGHT NOW
ヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝ BUT I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER!! IS THERE A DOOM PLAYER OUT HERE? HELLO? FELLOW DOOM PLAYER?!! WAAAAH!!
Σ(＝д＝ﾉ)ﾉ W-Why did you word it like that! You made it sound like I've done things to the ground!! All I did was put a seed in it and see what happened!!!!
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!! THE WHAAAAAAAAAT?
(✪‿✪)ノ Life player update #1 (´ _｀;;) Well. I did it. (꒪▿꒪;;) Um... I think I need a LOT of training. This palm tree sprouted these... "coconuts", but... > They're teal. > They're throbbing. Why are they throbbing. Is there something inside them? > They feel like eggs. I don't know what to think. > Quite frankly I'm a little scared! (✽ ﾟдﾟ ✽) I don't know what I did wrong... And the colors aren't even supposed to look like *that*! (So scary...) (＝ω＝.) Well! We all start somewhere~ This is your regularly scheduled Life Player Updates. Thank you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/007356d1df1b.png
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＼(º □ º |||)/ STOP THAT!! NO!! DON'T WORD IT LIKE THAT!! I DON'T WANNA GET IN TROUBLE!! #NSFW ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(⊙_⊙) PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FIRST LIFE PLAYER UPDATE LIKE *THAT* THAT WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT THAT WAS I DON'T EVEN KNOW *HOW* OR *WHY* WE'RE ASSUMING IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ALL I DID WAS PLANT A TREE. A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IT'S A TREE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S *GROWING* BUT IT'S A TREE. TREE!!!!!!!
[ https://chittr.ing/profile/hopelessRomantic_3513/4453c035-ad7e-4eb5-ba6d-12534cb3e6ce ] ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Here is the post in regards to it ~
(๑꧆◡꧆๑) Hmm... A good start!
Mysterious egg update: (″ロ゛) It looks weird and I don't know what to do. I've NEVER raised young before. I should've read that gosh darn manual! (,,#ﾟДﾟ) Well, here's to hoping it is an easy critter to care for... but what should I name it? It has no gender yet. (I don't even think I CAN tell the sex on this thing even when it will hatch, but...) ┌(。Д。)┐ Any suggestions??
(„• ֊ •„) Hmm... croquettes. I think I'll have some today.
❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) EXCELLENT! GENIUS!!
(・﹏・) Oh...Okay. ( . •́ _ •̀ .) ... Σ(･o･;) Wait a minute!! I'm not a troll! (°ロ°) ! WHICH means by technicality and law, your cease and desist only applies to trolls of your lower caste! Given I have no troll blood I have no means to be applied by that law! (つ✧ω✧)つ Which MEANS... I can STILL BE YOUR FRIEND!!
(๑꧆◡꧆๑) Wait... (*꧆▽꧆*) WAIT!! (n’∀’)ηﾟ*｡:*! IT'S YOU!! THE INDIGO!! HI!!!
(´；ω；`) I don't voice it much but it hurts when I get hate reactions. I'm sorry!! I can change!! Please, whatever it is please let me know. I never meant to hurt your feelings...
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ NOT necessary!!! I GOT THE MESSAGE!!
(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ ) ... ANYWAY.
(-公- ; ) I hear Epic Sauce wobbling in the bathtub it is quite concerning because I think he's growing when exposed to water for too long. #mildlyconcerned
(´｡• ω •｡`) Aww, there's all kinds of pretty things in the ocean! I like the sea bunny.
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ You're golden in spirit!
(⁀ᗢ⁀) YAAAAAY
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Will you make hugs obligated?
(´ﾟзﾟ) If you were a human what would you do? (Counterpoint: If you were a troll what caste color and what would YOU do?)
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ I love putting purple bows on things. It's pretty!
(๑˘︶˘๑) Goodniiiiiiight Alternia!!
ﾟ*｡(･∀･)ﾟ*｡ Good morning Alternia! I'm so ALIVE RIGHT NOW! Just found out Vanech (the indigo) is on Chittr and now I'm so happy! #yay #yayyayyay
[ I think now is the super epic cool time to say I don't ERP. I am so sorry I didn't mention it sooner but I don't. However! I allow bullying even through a means to tease but I don't actually get down!! PLEASE DON'T GET *TOO* FREAKY WITH THE GIRL!! SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA KNOW WHAT SEXUAL INNUENDOS EVEN AS A HUMAN!! ] [ TBH I lowkey wasn't expecting freaky interactions like. At all. So it's why I haven't said anything about it up until this point since I feel like some people assumed I'm cool with it. ] [ Overall, teasing and #suggestive themes are fine, but I do not do straight up boinking. (I also have plans with @vitriolicWard in terms of shipping. Dun dun dunnn!!) ] [ I will update my pin in regards to this so that way my fellow freakies don't come in expecting some panties dropping. Thank you! ] #nsfw
ოර⌄රო It appears that I must be offline for approximately... Uhm... 6-7 hours? But I will return with updates, I think! It depends on how tired I will be on my way back to my hive-house-thingy... (..＞◡＜..) Remember to be kind and share hugs!
p（ 。ω ゜）d Yeouch! I'll need an ibuprofen for that one!
(*・ω・)ﾉ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391603778230292531/1503459259717783622/redshot.png?ex=6a036d0c&is=6a021b8c&hm=c63f17d082de1ee85eefd1703479acb28f1e92131117b556d84372b139d6de11&
Σd=(･ω-)ﾉ I'm back from my journey of the beyond! I want a tuna sandwich...
(இдஇ; ) UuuuUUUHUHUHUYUUYYYU
(⊙_⊙) PLEASE I JUST WANT TO USE THE RESTROOM
(⊙_⊙) Can someone please relocate the statue my eyes hurt
(❛⺲❛⭑) (What is it with people being so weird about my faces...??) Well, at least I'm given more advice on troll courtship. Thanks anyway!!
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) ????????????????
(ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ) I bet jadebloods would go crazy with the dress designing. Have you SEEN wedding dresses? A lovely hobby AND great source of income!
(⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ ) How enlightening! Thanks Obama!
(*._.) I just realized something... ┌(。Д。)┐Do trolls hold marriages or is that only when it's a human they're with?
(o˘◡˘o) I just made cinnamon spiced hot chocolate. #inmylane
<(￣︶￣)> Well I support your thoughts regardless! Everyone's thoughts matter. ★
( ✧Д✧) Wow, really? That's actually shocking!
(˶╹̆ ▿╹̆˵) To the Highbloods! What's it like being a Highblood?
ヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝ WAIT WHAT DID I DO
( ･ㅂ･) ....... Wait why do I hear boss music
＼(￣▽￣)／ Well yes, but I've seen three in one go! Is this the Davening?
( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) I noticed an up spike of Daves spawning...
（￣□￣；）First the baby tree now I accidentally called in all Daves what have I DONE
(ó﹏ò｡) Peanut, you're the best person with this kind of advice! I'll do it!
(〃＞＿＜;〃) You make a valid point, how will I know if I don't even ask him? How am I even supposed to DO that?
(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ I don't know if he'll take me seriously, Peanut!! What if he's seeing someone else??!!
♡(｡- ω -) Just remembered him. #vagueposting
(。・ω・。) Can I still say no anyway?
(ಠ_ಠ) Okay so I think I accidentally came off violent #oops
(´Ｏ`)/ @vitriolicWard WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I CAN VISIT
(´⊙◞⊱◟⊙｀) The fact I'm responsible for this feels like a crime in some fashion. #sorryeveryone
ヽ(°□° )ノ I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!!!! PUT THEM BACK!!!!
(●≧艸≦) I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE THE DAVENING HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
p(′Д`ﾟq) WHAT HAVE I DONE
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(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS GONNA LET ME DOWN ON THIS ONE
(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) YOU.
（￣□￣；）... Moral of the story: Never mention the amount of Daves in a room. They multiply. By tens.
（ ꐦꉺωꉺ)つ Does this mean we earn a "Survived the #Davehour" badge now
⊂(・﹏・⊂) Thank you for forgiving me
Σ(=o=;) WAAAAAAAH!
（￣□￣；）I GUESS?!
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// PLEASE NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO
We're going to get you now.
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( ′Д`) I'd like to publicly apologize for the upbringing of clocks and irony. #sowwy
good job collecting your first page its something you should be very proud of
(☆⊙∇⊙) OH HECK YEAH!!
Can someone tell me what this note says 📃 #slenderhour
(＝⌒▽⌒＝) Yes it was! Because you seemed pretty surprised to find ME in person the other day!! Clearly, we are meant to be friends!
( -v- ;;) hmmm https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304585028977561683/1503584351332597881/image0.png?ex=6a03e18c&is=6a02900c&hm=b333ed5245f02a3748b13373b9ed24af016658cc2e9fa82c2b3fb6f748923532&
(¯▿¯) Are we having designated [person] hours now??? How did I cause this domino effect?
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Milk is the best ingredient! It makes everything taste pleasant. ★
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Yay!! Hand holding!
(≡^∇^≡) Maybe the notes we collected was the friends along the way. ♥︎
◜▿◝ Ahh, well... Uhm. It is what it is? I dunno! I never really questioned it, because my dad and HIS dad had them too. #eternallylovestruck ?
(ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ Hehe, thank you!
(♡´𓋰`♡) ...?! I was born like that! What's wrong with the way my eyes look?
(。・ω・。) ?! Those are EYELIDS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391603778230292531/1423472708129259651/sprite_2.gif?ex=6a03cb44&is=6a0279c4&hm=73be482d3ed68293e385c29add7ee47f4a1a33a1238f34aa9d2c6c8bccc5e3c4&
#scheming https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391603778230292531/1423472709668442182/Still_Sprite_4.png?ex=6a03cb44&is=6a0279c4&hm=c166410ea00e2eca9f65c45258326382b08d1fc5dbb9dc41c2d5943644f799bc&
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) I think he likes me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b88f4d71362a.png
(｡ᐤヮᐤ｡) Let me tell you a secret... (´ ∀ ` *) ... <(￣︶￣)> ... ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ My hair is actually red!
( ´ ω ` ) I got hit in the head with a rock. #ouch
(´｡• _ •｡`) Gamzee worries me sometimes. But then I learn he is the kind of guy that holds NO punches when he's honest... #inspo
☆ ～(‘▽^人) Okay Alternia! I'm gonna go to sleep for the evening! Thank you all for the silly discovery of time. ╰(*´︶`*)╯ And Vanech... Uhm... If you want to message me directly, you could've done that. You've been spamming my notifications since you made your account which is... (￣ε￣＠) ... Yesterday...? (≧◡≦) Well, regardless. You didn't have to make a whole account just to talk to me. But I appreciate it! I hope to hear from you soon. (⌒▽⌒)♡ Goodnight everybody!
( ✪ワ✪)ノ I'm pansexual, actually! But that's okay. We make mistakes.
(｡𓎆 𓎺 𓎆) He was spamming me for hours, but I think it's kind of funny!
( ´ ▿ ` ) I'm being accused of stalking and being a "psypp" ... I do not know what that is!!
(ᵔ◡ᵔ) Well... Good morning Alternia! And good morning to Vanech...? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de881f85b744.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20457289ec2c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c1e9cd16716.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d91e89b1e92.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91039dc62876.png
(˶⸃ ⴰ⸃˶) I'm sorry you got banned! That is most unfortunate! (⭑❛ั 𓏔❛ั ) As for the request... I can... come over in my regular clothes, preferably? I'll get cold!
(´｡• ω •｡`) You don't wanna come with me? I'm willing to pay!
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Don't knock it til you try it!
(＠＾◡＾) I've been searching ★
(๑•﹏•) RIZ YOU ARE A LOVELY PERSON BUT *PLEASE* STOP DOING THAT OR I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT!!
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) IT'S ALL JUST *RIZ!* WHY IS IT ALL RIZ?! ALL BECAUSE I TOOK HER FASHION TASTES AS A POSITIVE?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32360981b568.png
(*´▽`*) I'm no gatekeeper!61.1431 -149.8804
( ´ ▿ ` ) Think of a place with good stuff for a cheap price. The hot dogs are cheap but they're lovely!
(„• ֊ •„) You ever think about how Alternia doesn't have a Costco? #atragedyreally
[ DEADASS I didn't even think that it was a concept thought on before but I can totally slap down a whole <OOC> thread in regards to Project Divinity. While it's an OC fan comic, I'm not going to gatekeep a whole plot idea that I had discontinued due to real life + having an independent canon story already made for the character of this account. So by all means I'll gladly lock in and explain this story in full depth and you're welcome to toss it in your own account! It actually is really nice to see people taking interest on it :D ]
[ REAL SHIT? ]
More stuff: It's actually a thing where Rayne isn't even a human, she was a custom species class that was a prototype cherub species called the seraphim. Rayne and the villain are seraphs. Again, not established to this account but do as you will
Silly stupid cringe info: Rayne is actually from a fan comic series I scrapped awhile ago called Project Divinity where her timeline actually was a testing server of SBURB making her practically not even a real person. Her timeline was practically a sandbox mode and their Lord English isn't even a Lord English, he's a prototype space player that got corrupted from the creation process and became a Doom player. This isn't implemented in this account. I just wanted to share it. I feel like it'd be too cringey to establish anyway but yeah. Have Eternal Red at her prime and that fuck ass villain https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a77312d9139.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aba306dc5c2c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6983d5899f0e.png
▓⚗_⚗▓ Something.......... is amidst.......... #fear
[ Project Divinity is an OC fan comic where Rayne is the main protagonist with her own players. However, Rayne does not know that her timeline is actually a testing server that meant that she is not an established player to the Alpha or Beta timeline. Not even in doomed timelines she will be seen. Rayne is a mixture of human AND troll societal issues, having a pre-made design named Piper Velvet and having an ancestor known as Gaia. Because of SBURB prioritizing a different form of Gaia, she was quickly scrapped through being killed off by Lord English. ] [ "But Lord English isn't the villain in this timeline?" Oh he most certainly is, however, his kill streak on Gaia created the timeline's main villain, Saphrox Anarch. Saphrox was supposed to be a Space playing Seraph, but because of Gaia being killed off he was twisted with hatred and spite that he killed himself and changed his class as a Doom player. Because of this, SBURB established a "no class change" ruling system. ] [ Remember, this is a sandbox testing server. Anything, and we mean ANYTHING can happen. Sure, it can be applied to SBURB's Alpha run, but there was still limits given that weren't implemented to the testing timeline (we call it Timeline Divine, it was gonna be Delta but.... that's not very original. Omega was already taken, too.) ] [ Rayne is NOT a human, nor a cherub, or troll. She was a mix of troll and human as stated known as the Seraphims, or Seraphs for short. Their species specializes in having "second chances" of resurrection, which ultimately inspired god tiering. But in the Seraph's case, they have "2 chances" rather than one. One being their "second coming" death where they are reborn as their angelic forms, and the second being their established god tier. ] [ This means should Rayne be killed, she'll come back but not officially a god tier. SBURB decided this was stupid and scrapped Seraphs as a whole. ] == Will continue info later. ==
(ノωヽ) ......... I'm not a violent person.
＼(〇_ｏ)／ No one said that a Costco is a safe place to be! It's all or nothing!!
..・ヾ(。＞＜) You shan't convince me!
(๑꧆◡꧆๑) So I nearly got blown up to get to the nearest Outglut Costco. (⁀ᗢ⁀) I think that was pretty tough but I had fun! #adroneisnearmylocation #yaysurvivalmode
(・_・) It was about a conversation I saw earlier involving Karkat! It was... intense. I was told in direct messages about it, so it's resolved!
(＞﹏＜) Aww, Gam! It's okay. It's all natural order here. Not much you can do...
Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！Doesn't kill us! Just inconvenient!! We do it once a month because we didn't procreate in time. ヽ((◎д◎ ))ゝ Nature sure loves punishing us for not making babies! In THIS economy?! No thanks!!
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!! You do NOT want to know!! (._. ) ... |||||／(￣ﾛ￣;)＼||||||| Well actually it's just normal human things. Think of your uhm... ahem. *Nook* thingy, but it sheds blood and it hurts a lot for seven days. Not fun.
ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ” In my opinion? I agree too... The things our bodies do is so very odd. And quite frankly, unnecessary! #whydoweneedmenstruation
(´･ω･`)? Oh? Well, good luck to them...?!
(・・;)ゞ I have been educated about the world of troll anatomy and quite frankly I'm not sure what to think.
…φ(。。*) I never thought of it that way, actually...
(´･･`) I do that sometimes. But other times I just feel like it's not enough. However, these are issues better left unsaid than to be shared. But I hope you find a piece of someone or something that makes the nights less colder!
(-公- ; ) The loneliness consumes me.
(^▽^) What is my strife? Plushiekind, of course!
( ；∀；) I was asleep this whole time?!?! What did I miss?!?!
☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ I DID IT
(⭒•͈ 𓎺 •͈ ) Then allow me to find the Kris!!!!! I'm kind to help that way!!
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Hehe, but I'm not a Hope player! But... I can still try my best to make your day nice anyway.
( ✪ワ✪)ノHi!!!!!!! I'm doing grand ♥︎ I hope you're doing just as great!!
(⁀ᗢ⁀) Good evening, everyone! I just saw a bird! This is the best day ever!
(o´▽`o) Bug aspect for the win! (Hi Kris, I think a Dave was looking for you!)
(｡𓎆 𓎺 𓎆) We think alike. I like that! Maybe we should invent the colors for it too!
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) I have an idea... Let's invent an aspect! Like um... Aspect of Bugs... Yeah! What kind of aspect would you guys make?
(＠＾◡＾) Okay, so a lot of people think the Aspect of bugs should be invented. I vote for #bugaspect today!!
(♡´𓋰`♡) So many Makaras... #ilikethoseguys !
˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙ I am delighted to see that #bugaspect has motivated you all into bug posting. How lovely! I think we all need a buggy friend in our lives!
(っ˘ω˘ς ) I got the fuzzy feelings today... Yay!
(o_ _) When I think of Jade I'm reminded she had issues with her grandfather too. #relatable
Σ(=o=;) Are we having fights?! Oh, no!! #dashwatching
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// ?!?!??!?!
(。・ω・。) Who is Cronus and why does everyone hate him? I think everyone deserves a chance of grace!
o(〃＾▽＾〃)o That sounds like my friend Vanech! He'd probably do the same thing.
(*꧆▽꧆*) Do tell! What was your best party experience?
ヾ(＾-＾)ノ Did you know I never been to a party before? Are they fun? I wanna know!
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[ Who wants a grub Red doodle ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32d059f0a89.png
(⌒ω⌒) Fun fact! I'm pansexual! So as last minute of yuri day, to all the WLWs out there... (○´3｀)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。. CHU~
( ´ ▿ ` ) So far, the seasonings I obtained from the store out here in Alternia, they come in uh... VERY spicy, then there's this seasoning that *tastes* like cajun? Alternia has strange things... （￣□￣；）Then there was this spice I tried that was... volatile. I poured a teaspoon of it in water and it exploded. I think this is potassium but in troll edible levels that could potentially turn me into a living bomb if I ate any more of it beyond the one ounce. (⊙_⊙) I'm starting to question the digestive strength trolls have around here because how in the world do you just eat this stuff?
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) To be quite honest with you..... I have no idea what the grub proteins do. Quite frankly I'm scared of it. #help
(❛⺲❛⭑) ... Goodness, what should I even cook today?
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The snail that whispers, Gammy. They tell us what we hear.
(o･ω･o) You ever think about the fact we humans have snails that whisper to them in their ears? What's with that?
(｡𓎆 𓎺 𓎆) Butter you up? I'm not sure what you mean but...!! I really do mean it. You seem like you do have good ideas! But then again, I've been told that my judgements aren't sharp...
(｡≍ฺ‿≍)⚟ You pose a very good idea, Gamzee. Makes me wonder what else your genius mind had! (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Come to think... Maybe that's why you weren't able to apply those things. The others weren't ready for your smart thinking!
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) ...... You know, Gamzee. Now I'm curious... what would *your* ideal human structure be, if not what we currently have?
（；￣︶￣）(To be fair, you guys are kinda responsible for it..........)
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ The secret ear snails https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e2c9fd0779b.jpg
(✩ ์ ᴗ ์✩) Hey, I know you! You're the big bad guy! Hi! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7df8f6d5b52.png
ヾ(⁍̴̆◡⁍̴̆。)ノ I think they just need to see the more understandable side of thinthings like that. But it's okay! I still think you're nice.
[●´︶｀●] I must confess, I think me and @coralConsternation have a lot in common! I too think everyone and everything is lovely. I don't understand why some people are making her come off as an inconsiderate person. I find her nature so refreshingly nice! #numberonefan
(⁀ᗢ⁀) I like Karkat. He's such a helpful friend! #livestreamsillies
(〃 ◠ワ◠〃 ) I'd be honored!! Yay!!
(❀≧ᗜ≦❀) Okay! But only because you seem to thrive off of my torment! But is it really torment if it makes me happy to know you seem to want me to suffer? The mysterious world of contradictions... Hehe!
(o´∀`o) Hehe. Whatever it is, your words inspire me to pursue the answer you speak of. So thank you, regardless!
(⸝⸝⸝´• ◡ •`⸝⸝⸝) ノ Goodness, I try not to be! If anything, I just want to be the best for everyone! But I suppose not everyone will like you... And I suppose, in a way, that's okay. (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) But sometimes, I just hope I can make *some* impression in one's life. You know?
(・ω・ ) ...?! Is this a riddle? I'm not very good with them... But I'll try my best to answer!
ଘ꒰๑≖ ｡≖๑꒱ɞ Hmmmm... ଘ꒰๑≖ ᗜ≖๑꒱ɞ Your hatred for me has confirmed that I just need to try harder in being something to be tolerated. Not even liked! ଘ꒰๑^ ˽ ^๑꒱ɞ Thank you for giving me the motivation to be a better person! It's always lovely to have people as humbling as you!
ଘ꒰๑ㆁꞈㆁ๑꒱ɞ I sometimes get this sneaking suspicion I'm not liked. But why?
( ✪ワ✪)ノBecause you LIIIIKE MEEE?
(^▽^)/ You seem to really enjoy saying those things. Why?
ﾍ( ´∀｀)ﾉ Now now, I never said I loved you! I simply said I liked you! There's a difference... ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑) Unless there is something you're not telling me? I don't judge!! #scandalous #thisisfun
ヽ(＾∇＾)ﾉ*:･’ﾟ☆ You say some silly things, but that's okay! I just think it's funny how you keep responding. (・ω・ ) Do I really make a good impression on you like this?
(。-｀ω´-) Thanks to that gold blood, I've never felt so alive! He makes me feel stronger! I don't know how, or why, but it's fun and I like it!
@aggressivelyCaffeinated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb0df90d94ef.png
Σ(゜゜) Wait, THAT'S rage baiting? I thought we were having a silly banter!
( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) I regret to inform that I must lay down for the evening. (｡◝‿◜｡) Thank you all for a lovely evening! ESPECIALLY the gold blood. Tonight is a night to remember. ♡ (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡ Good night and good luck!
(✿ ♥‿♥) Hello hello Alternia!! Let's make it count today!
☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆ I saw a bug! #yay
Σ(゜゜) Wait what's this about collars... What... What in the WORLD did I come onto? #suggestive (?)
(„• ᴗ •„) Apologies for my absence! I've been building Epic Sauce his little nesting area. How fun!
(✧ω✧) Scheming......................!
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ I'm not partaking the masquerade, but I sure hope you're all enjoying yourselves! #imshysometimes
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(´• ω •`)ﾉ Good morning everyone!
( ˙▿˙ ) Oh, phew! Thank goodness. (´･ᴗ･ ` ) You seem real supportive of Dave, though. I got to admit, you're a good friend for him. (?)
(・_・;) ... Wait, what? What did you mean by the "biscuit" part? Huh??? ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ” I mean, hey!! I might be small and fragile, but let's not put that to the test, now!! ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌ Goodness, Dave must be heavily aware of this if you known him for so long...
(・_・ヾ To be perfectly honest, I try my best to ignore the strange, strange phenomenons in which is the "pailing" side of Chittr. I'm not a, uhm... "easily excited" person? If that makes sense? (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ But if that's what you do here, who am I to judge? It's not directed to me, so all is dandy! (Though I still don't understand why Dave specifically.)
(´･ω･`)? People think you're difficult to speak to? I don't know, you seem pretty calm to speak to. Then again, I've only met you for two days. ヽ(´Д｀)ノ Though I apologize for our anatomy to discourage you! (Although... was telling me *what* you wanted out of Dave... necessary?)
(＾～＾) Weeeell... No? I mean... I just like to talk to people! Is that a crime? (⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Besides, you talk to Dave a ton! What's the difference?
(°▽°)/ HI GAMZEE (Yes, *that* Gamzee. The cool one! Hi!)
+･.゜。(´∀｀)。゜.･+ Good evening, Alternia! Lovely weather today. I have done a silly test today. I learned that if I were a troll, I'd be a violetblood! How peculiar! ( 〃´艸｀) Having cute little fins... Oh! How inspirational!
(¯ . ¯;) Eh...... (・・;)ゞ Hmm... I'm not sure what qualifies as "less dumb", but I can try! (?)
(￣ω￣;) I still would like to voice my ability into NOT saying bad words. ┐(‘～`;)┌ People make fun of me all the time, though! Although, it hasn't bothered me all that much.
(─‿‿─) I'm twenty-five!!!! But people expect me to curse one day, but I shall not!
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING SUCH VILE WORDS!!
(⊙_⊙) ...
(๑•̀д•́๑) No I will NOT say the f word! I don't like cursing!
(⑉・̆⌓・̆⑉) WHY
(ד ྊ ד ) You have wounded me, Noir of Jacks...
ヽ(´Д｀ヽミノ´Д｀)ノ WHY ARE WE DOING THIS TO ME DIRECTLY? WHAT DID I DO
|||||／(￣ﾛ￣;)＼||||||| NOOOOOOOOOO
Σヽ(ﾟДﾟ; )ﾉ PLEASE STOP SAYING BAD WORDS TO ME IT WON'T CONVINCE ME TO SAY IT!!!!!
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) ... (¯▿¯) Ah, what the heck. Okay!
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) An excellent choice! I even love the color choice as well! Thank you kindly. ♥︎
(｡𓎆 𓎺 𓎆) Any occasion!
( ・◇・) My fellow friends! I need outfit ideas! Can you send me images or links to outfits I should wear? (PLEASE KEEP IT APPROPRIATE!!!)
(„• ᴗ •„) It's nice to me, to takesy-backsies!
Still, you're.. Inciting violence. Or ththis is a bit and I'm overreacting again.
I've spoken to trolls who don't kill for fun . Sso it can't be a species-wide thing. Mmaybe I could convince you?
Ó╭╮Ò YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL OF THAT!!
⌒°ʚ(ෆ❛ั ᴗ ❛ัʃƪ)ɞ♡°⌒ Cute pet name of the day! (。・ω・。) Honey!
(￣▽￣)ノ Good evening, Alternia! (・ω・) While I was making croquettes, it had me thinking... What are your favorite dishes to make? Recipes are not required but heavily appreciated!
(・_・) ... Why are we vagueposting? Should I do it too?
(✧∀✧)/ I met that guy today! #vagueposting
( ･ㅂ･) ... (・ε・) ... ... ... ( ○_○） ............................. (⸝⸝⸝◉⸝ ｡ ⸝◉⸝⸝⸝) ...........................................?! This. This feels. #nsfw ...!!
(•̀o•́) ....................... What does THAT mean?!
(｡・//ε//・｡) Saw an indigo troll today. He looked at me and scowled and even shoved me aside. He didn't apologize or anything. But he looked at me a second time before he left his way... And I dunno why, but he's intrigued me...! ♡( ◡‿◡ ) ............................ I hope he pushes me again. #justhumanthings
(⌒ω⌒) This one is speaking to me!!!!
(」°ロ°)」DO NOT EAT THE BABY PLEASE!!
\(^ヮ^)/ The egg hatched! Hello, little critter! I still don't know what to name you! It's so ROUND! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd1d64330840.png
(⁀ᗢ⁀) We have a winner!! Its name is now... EPIC SAUCE!! Thank you, @zealousWeaponsmith! (o´▽`o) It is very cute. Everyone say hi to Epic Sauce! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2364cdb5bb60.png
(❛⺲❛⭑) You know... everyone complains about the purple bloods... („• ᴗ •„) But I think they're neat . . .
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) Don't look at me like that!! It's just an honest and innocent question, I swear!
(´ ε ` ) Fellow indigos... please give me advice... What are indigos into? Asking for... research, of course.
(⊙_⊙) WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIKES ARE PUBLIC
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ The timeline today sure is full of COMPASSIONATE POSTING!! Though, I have Epic Sauce with me. Should I put him in a sweater or a onesie?
∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃) Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (゜゜ ) ..... (^ ^//) Well, it still applies!
ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Is it?! I'm so sorry!!
(⊙_⊙) ... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/61719683425e.png
╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ I wanna fill a quadrant! Whatever that means!
( ’з｀)ﾉ⌒♥*:･。. Thanks to Dirk, I made a onesie for Epic Sauce! ♡＾▽＾♡ Well, thank you all for today! Me and Epic Sauce shall be going to bed. Goodnight, and stay safe, Alternia! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0f5442afc92.png
(っ´▽｀)っ Good afternoon, Alternia! Morning was super busy today. Epic Sauce has been stuck on the ceiling. I had to get a tall troll to get him for me~ (･ω･*) And happy mother's day to those who have mothers, and happy... uhm... Lusus? Day? For trolls? (I don't know what you call it... or even celebrate something of that nature...)
(。・ε・。) People ask me if I have a mother. Well, I HAD one. All I have is grandfather, wherever he may be. …φ(。。*) ... He's not dead, just absent. (´。＿。｀) ...
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Wow! That's actually the most interesting thing I've learned about someone today! Hopefully you'll have a grub to raise!
(⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) Well at least someone has seen a positive side to it!
ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Do tell! What made you choose the second option?
(O_O;) Oh, I was reading a lot of threads about caste-faking and that's why I popped the question to see what the public had to say.
(°ロ°) Low-caste-faking violetblood daughter or performative subjuggulator lowblood son?
(இдஇ; ) SOMEBODY PLEASE FIND THEM BEFORE THIS PERSON DOES I'M BEGGING #SAVEEPICSAUCESFRIENDS
(۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ )۶ NO DON'T EAT THEM WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY'RE SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION!!!!!!!
（；￣︶￣）So remember the egg tree I created from my Life powers? More eggs have hatched. However, it appears they have wandered off. If anyone happens to find those glorious buggy blobs around Outglut, do not panic! They're practically blobs with small brains. (・_・)/ Please return them to me if you can. I very much not want Epic Sauce's brethren to perish.
_|￣|○ I tried to find the cheapest troll Illumi figure to buy but there was none can someone PLEASE let me know if anyone's selling this specific figure name your price I'll consider it just PLEASE https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311086078312316969/1503220713161490544/TROL_ILLUMI.png?ex=6a028ee2&is=6a013d62&hm=d9013447fe745902bba9f17e84c04ae3da7a6961f9ead83671cc5e1b4ef91072&
◜▿◝ Yunyun is awesome!! So that makes me cool!
(･ε･｀ ) Well, I dunno... I don't know you. But you seem pretty nice to give me advice. (´；ω；`) Who knows, we might make good friends! If you'd let me.
(´･д･｀) Even you?
(ó﹏ò｡) I could never! I mean, I just want to be fair to others... But I don't know how to have people not be so mean to me all the time.
( ；∀；) It is okay and you're cherished for your sincerity!
Yes- - I- I'm sorry, highblood-
It's- It's not that I didn't learn- It's just- I was very hungry-
on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
💖Hey, Trizza.💖 @realtrizzaTethis 💖Love that shiny new badge. It's so sparkly I could see MYSELF in the reflection. And that me? Looking straight at our mighty and tidy Empress. Ever so fine. Lookin' real. Official like. Not gonna lie. I would actually shut up for a solid three minutes if she seemed like she wanted it. And she does. For the record. It's why we're so close. We still don't talk sometimes. Heiress for LIFE.💖
Clearly you missed the influx of fuschias that all popped up out of nowhere last Friday. Saw at least 6.
<-(((This isn't a joke this is just what you do)))->
Sx many pexple fxrgetting tx tag their pxsts apprxpriately... Feels kind xf like a full-time jxb tx call it xut... Is it rude tx call it xut??? X(((
I feel like call9uts are needed s9metimes. Especially when pe9ple f9rget t9 pr9perly tag things.
/\ Man I got so baffled by the condesce's behavior that I forgot to point out how much of an abject failure her bounty plan was /\
☆ oh so big and sKary until the fushcias get involved eh what a fuKKin pushover you are LMAO☆
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btw im still alive im jst like lowkey happy n well adjsted which means i dont have a lot to chitt abt lately LOL
See, this is why your caste ain't the clowns. I gotta bomb your hive now.
That2 what im 2aying. For3v3r 3mbarra223d by my kin.
You're in the right income level, just look @ your peers for spineless bitches.
W3ak word2 from a w3ak troll. Y'aint tough cau23 you cull lowblood2. Pull up and I can 2how you ju2t how w3ak you r3ally ar3.
Ju2t kinda cring3 a2 fuck i2 all.
Cring3
uNLESS,,,
Kicking my feet and giggling. #nothingshappening #imjustfilledwithjoy
LOTS OF VR1SK4S ON H3R3 TOD4Y! #VR1SK4SW33P
SO MANY SLOPPY ALTERNATES. WHATEVER. I CAN BEAT OUT THE KINKS.
◌ This is already too many fights. ⧂
bxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
gotta keep goin. not done yet
I'm Always Saying This.
✐ᝰ Oh, lots of freakos on here right now! ᝰᝰ
R3m3mb3r that you ar3 not th3 darkn322 that you hav3 3ndur3d You ar3 th3 light that r3fu23d to 2urr3nd3r.
> Holy fuck jerk off about it more then why don't you? Lol. > Mfw goldbloods will live in your head rent free. > Classic highblood L.
i eat a hoofbeast wwe lock eyes i squirt ink blotches into your face in defense and in your confusion you die
Sigh. I'm just talking in circles at this point. Good day, my friend!
Exactly why its a *Challenge.* good things are never easy!
I Have Nothing To Be Sad Or Worry About, Because My Friends Are Here And I Am Safe. :> #positive #wholesomeposting
✐ᝰ ALL THE GOLDIES ON HERE ARE THE COOLEST I SWEAR ᝰᝰ
>+. FORBIDDEN MAGICS .+<
DEL: Respond ==> eulb ..ekil setsaT ...
Um the point is- Lowbloods should be a bit safer- Maybe-
Tr9lls and humans can 6e 9n the same we6site. There's plenty 9f humans here.
𖦹 At da freakward – Where da masochists at? Hookie want boing boing! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d1b455b41e59.png 𖦹
Ɏ tonight we a-a-are sta-a-aying positive. drinking yummy hot lea-a-af juice. sta-a-aying bundled up wa-a-arm. not looking in reflective surfa-a-aces. pla-a-aying ga-a-ames on my grubcube. #positivity Ɏ
❤️ If I lay here. ❤️ ♦️ If I just lay here. ♦️ ❤️ Would you get with me and. ♦️ ♠️ Something something world. ♠️ #Lyricposting
your bicurious grandma is eyeing up chicks at the bakery dude
- Say say say my name! - Daddy's back with his favorite meal of the day! Eggs, bacon, toast, with black coffee. Sometimes I like to mix a lil bit of an extra kick in my coffee #substances - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Embarra$$ing ₩hen a troll of $imilarly high value $ho₩$ a ¢om₱lete la¢k of de¢orum. Imagine my $ur₱ri$e ₩hen at the round table $o to $₱eak, an u₱$tart gu₱₱y de¢ide$ no₩ i$ the be$t time to begin to ¢om₱lain and $ho₩ di$dain for thi$ thing of our$. T¢h.
BAGELS ARE JUST KIND OF FINE.