♥︎ ♦ [20 CELEBRITIES YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE CUSPBLOODS] ♠ ♣ Tch. Mysteries upon mysteries~ Quickly now, three guesses why my name was volunteered to write this one.
♥︎ ♦ [21 ARTICLE TOPICS YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE THE REPUTE TO DECLINE] ♠ ♣ I refused, obviously. Blood color is such boring drivel. I have bigger things to focus on, /Frieda/
[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0undz b0ring. [ACTION:QUERY] wh0 carez ab0ut tthat? [END MESSAGE]
♥︎ ♦ [25 MEANINGLESS TOPICS YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT] ♠ ♣ It might as well be a Buggfeed article. Ugh.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] reaz0nab|e tt0 n0t want tt0 write it. it iz meaning|ezz drive|. [END MESSAGE]
♥︎ ♦ [22 COMMENTS TO FLUFF YOUR EGO] ♠ ♣ Precisely. Where is the [DRAMA]? The [INTRIGUE]? The peek into lives more interesting than your own? Cuspblood celebrities are a caegar a dozen, anyway. Etertainment; the industry of objectification and commodity. The perfect place for an off-color to find a foothold~