
dog did you go on an emotion journey tryin to find the like button

thought you vwere talking about a different ewvil wversion.

nah we're cool now. i have you on my list for emergency contacts.

???????????????

i mean ok not literally. i haven't actually had a reason to test it out or give an emergency contact for a while. but thats ok we're cool now.

take me off that shit???

what why. it's not like you're first.

vwhy the hell not- no, no, just- take me off. ill let you get a heart attack or vwhatewver, i vwouldnt ewven blink.

well fuckin duh you're not a doctor what do you think they're gonna do ask you to do the operation yourself?? it's like for...idk so someone knows, i guess. i don't actually know what happens when they call the emergency contact. no see look it goes: 1. beau 2. e 3. dexter 4. dandy 5. another guy you don't need to know who 6. you see it's like no big deal stop bein so melodramatic.

no im saying vwhen you get a heart attack and they call me ill... yeah i guess if theyre calling me my input aint really needed. but... vwhy? vwhy? vwhy?

??? what do you mean why?? it's not some fuckin existential quandary i just said it's cause we're cool now. we had our little odd couple spat phase an now it's cool. i dunno. i'd want you to know ig.