[BROADCAST ENTRY] [ON AIR] Good evening, folks. /Seventh Echo/, tuning in. I've just discovered that I've apparently been pronouncing "miscellaneous" incorrectly for most of my life. This is devastating. Not because it's difficult to pronounce correctly. It's because someone corrected me three sweeps ago and I /immediately/ told them they were wrong. Then I looked it up. They were right. So, to that troll, wherever you are: /congratulations/. You have ruined my evening. In other news, I have just learned that somebody in the city has been keeping a collection of spoons sorted entirely by /emotional significance/. I don't know what that means, I don't know how they assigned emotional significance to a spoon, and frankly I don't think I want to know. But apparently there are /forty seven/ of them. I have questions. [STATIC] ATTENTION. THE SPOONS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. [STATIC] That was not scheduled. Anyway, we'll be back after this break.
