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Good morning.. For breakfast today, uhm... The only thing I really have are those ramen packets.. I guess that's what I'll have.

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Supposing you weren't limited by ingredients, what would you rather have?

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I know that there's at least a chance you're saying this because you have some insane-o food generating powers.. And I don't want to be a bother, sso... I'll say I'm satisfied and nod along.

Ha, that would be my friend Kris. I cook my own meals, it's one of my favourite hobbies. Really, it would be a delight to make you something better than instant ramen, I promise you.

But then you'd have to put effort into making it, and then somehow delivering it.. I'm ffine, honestly.

I enjoy it! Think of it as you doing me a favour, and giving me an excuse to partake in my hobby. The delivery's not a worry either, I'm sure I can sendificate it to you with ease.

Send-ifidifidicate.. I.. Guess I'd not mind something heartier.. Bbut I don't really know what I'd even want. I don't really ask for things ever.

I'm sure we can narrow it down. Something sweeter, or more savoury? I've got a great European pancake recipe.

Sweet sounds good.. what makes European ppancakes different?

They're wider and thinner, closer to crêpes? A little more chewy and crisp.

Oh.. That.. ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁿᵒʷ..

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