chittr
← @insecureNature

Bippity Boppity Boop I Need Me A Strong Goof.

Kult: +60
Kull: +60
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.00

Like the guy from Mickey Mouse...

No No. Not From Mickey Mouse. More Like A Beauty And The Beast Type Shi

Like Gaston? He wasn't really a goof, he was just dense. Like me!

Like Beast When He Started To Become Less Of A Brute

Oh fair enough. I thought you meant the Beast at first but then I remembered he kidnaps women and I thought 'this is probably a red flag'

Technically, She Offered To Stay. Her Life For A Sick Old Man.

Oh true, he kidnaps old guys instead. I mean, I can relate to the unwilling shapeshifting and the isolation thing, but I don't remember the last time I kidnapped anyone.

You're amongst big alien clown men, Mike, I don't think your shot is landing any time soon. Respectfully.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

Oh well. You miss every shot you don't take.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

You'll get there one day, I believe in you.

Kult: +2
Total: 2