Let it be known that Master Azazel is quite possibly the worst thing I can imagine. I suppose, in legal terms, he is my... guardian? Parent adjacent. Usually he cares not for keeping contact, but I suppose he must be terribly bored to make a call of summons. I dislike breaking decorum, but. /Urgh/.
Can I fret a little? As a treat?
I cannot stop you, but if it is of any comfort, Master Azazel does not hurt me. He is rude, crass, annoying, bothersome, inattentive, immature, has no regard for others, and is an insufferable know-it-all and generally just an unpleasant person to be around. But he is not aggressive.
He will also at times pretend to be misogynistic because the man he pretends is his boss is, and he thinks it is funny.
It is of some comfort. I will fret a little bit but not a lot
Okay. As long as you will be alright. And if you need anything, you can text me, okay?
I will, fear not. More than likely I will simply complain about him pretending my report has 'female stink all over it' for about five minutes before he gets bored of it.
Oh thank goodness you're just a normal teenage boy I thought for a horrible moment you were Master Azazel. Please, continue.
teenage? i am literally a twenty something i could be master azazel if i really applied myself
Oh my apologies I didn't realise you were so young. Also, no. You really could not.