How may I shape your reality?
money money give me money. aLternian money btw since i shouLd probabLy specify? you know what i mean cash mooLah pretty pLease?
(A beat passes. Then another. A fat stack of 10,000 caegars appears before Elwurd, floating at approximately eye level and rotating counterclockwise until retrieved. The bills are nonsequential, real, and seem to be fresh outta the mint.)
(Donut incoming. The air crackles with raw, unmitigated power- lightning sparks every which way as reality bends... the scent of a freshly baked chocolate donut heralds the arrival of said donut, which solidifies out of a faintly glowing green smoke. The Boba tea just sort of... POPS into existence shortly after. They rotate until retrieved, and maintain their freshness as well.)
Happy to! Don't spend it all in one place. Or do, I am not your manager.