Heeellooo eeeveeeryoooneee! I'm Priiinmeee! I'm aaa puuurpleeeblooooood, aaand I'm deeeaaad! I hooopeee weee caaan aaall geeet aaalooong, aaand iiif yooouuu eeeveeer waaant tooo joooiiin aaa riiituuuaaal seeeaaanceee wiiith meee, pleeeaaaseee feeeeeel freeeeee tooo cooomeee tooo my hiiiveee aaand peeerfooorm ooonceee. Weee caaan haaaveee teeeaaa wiiith whaaateeeveeer ghooost weee puuulleeed frooom theee aaafteeerliiifeee!
oh sounds like fun! though are you poooositive you want to be sticking around the mortal coil like this?
It's veeery fuuun! And yeees! iii'm preeetty haaappy! Wheeen yooouuu wooork paaast theee veeengeeefuuul spiiiriiit paaart, thiiings aaareee reeeaaally fuuun!
Sick, I’ll have to make plans
hmmm okay! im not one to force people to go to the afterlife if they dont want to! especially if theyre sweet enough to offer me tea and do seances with me!