@barackObama For your consideration: Officially deputizing a Chittrzen as: Acting Chief of Police Acting Chief of the Fire Department We already have a Surgeon General I guess.
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You're up for consideration then.
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Do not cull yourself Sollux.
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I already have someone in mind for the fire department, but Chief of police is a solid choice. Thank you as always.
Congratulations, Sollux, now you have a job.