← @adriftGamblignant

If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.

Kult: +102
Kull: +95
Total: 197
Ratio: 1.07

Annoyed enough to post about it online and threaten violence that takes effort? If it's under your skin, you can just say- from one cerulean to another, I wouldn't judge you, oh Marquise~

Annoyed enough to thre8n violence is a very low threshold for me to meet. Though, persuasion is much more fun.

「 A troll who has no way to reach me is threatening to put me into my natural habitat. Truly the scariest thing I have ever read. ⥮

Kull: +5
Total: 5

If the lusii don’t get you, other territorial waders will!

「 If you were to put me back on Alternia, the seadwellers would probably piss themselves seeing an adult. And the lusii wouldn't be fond of trying to eat me for very long. You'd be surprised how rigorous Fleet training can be for highbloods. ⥮

You high8loods think you’re sooooooo much 8etter than the rest of us. In my opinion, kissing the Empress’s ass, though fun, can only take you so far in life.

「 You do remember that you are also highbloods, correct? And I would like to direct you to my handle. If you can’t extrapolate, it’s not on me. ⥮

Kull: +2
Total: 2

I’m a high8lood until I have to consort with someone higher than indigo, o8viously.

「 My point is more that you don’t strictly qualify to say “you highbloods.” Although “you seadwellers” makes equal sense in this context and applies without making people look at you sideways wondering if you forgot your own hue. ⥮

You’re right, “seadwellers and also clowns” rolls off the tongue so much 8etter. Really, I should 8e paying you to ghostwrite my auto8iography.