i bet trolls make some good brownies come to think of it. i bet theres some sort of bug that you can use as an egg replacement there. that sounds sooo goood i want the bug brownies im conjuring in my mind
shitpeta you're a dear friend but i'm not entirely sure you have anything resembling a kitchen or that you own anything that isnt expired. please understand.
:33< these are fair assessmeownts to make about meow
What do i ask for if i want brownies that are still a dessert but have so much bug in them that theres crunch from chitinous leggies in there
「 I mean, if you wanted to you could technically just ask for crunchy brownies. That effect can be achieved with damn near any option if you use the right method, the bugs are just processed differently to achieve the texture. ⥮
see im worried that if i just ask for nebulously crunchy brownies, I won't get exactly what I want. Because crunchy could mean anything. Like potato chips, or cookies, or bone, or glass, or a xylophone apparently... I like yummy bugs.
「 I think the xylophone is just him. But who the fuck uses chips, bones, or glass in their brownies? That goes against the whole point of brownies. What flavor profile do you prefer? Sweeter, more bitter, more buttery? And how chewy do you like it. ⥮
I can see a case for the chips and the bones. Aside from that, I like brownies sweet and chewy. I want those fuckers sticking to my teeth
「 I'd say fudge crunch type 3 would be a good entry point. Double chocolate fudge if you're particularly fond of dense flavor. ⥮
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