<Isn't LŏtR ă wrĭgglĕr's / tălĕ? Bĕfŏrĕ yŏŭ mĭscŏnstrŭĕ / mĕ, I dŏn't mĕăn / tŏ săy ădŭlts căn't / ĕnjŏy ĭt ŏr thăt / ĭts wrĭtĭng ĭntĕnt dĕtrăcts / frŏm qŭălĭty. / Bŭt I ălsŏ / mĕăn tŏ săy ĭt / ĭs ă stŏry ăbŏŭt / Wălkĭng.>
the hobbit is the wriggler’s tale. lotr is more mature
<Ah, thăt'd bĕ whĕrĕ / I'm mĭsrĕmĕmbĕrĭng ă bĭt. / Yĕăh, ĭt dĭd ĕxpănd / qŭĭtĕ ă bĭt ăftĕr / Thĕ Hŏbbĭt.>
you knoww nothing and your thoughts are so misguided it borders on laughably pathetic dowwnright murder wworthy it is a grand and swweeping tale that wwrigglers can barely comprehend about powwer corruption and the dying ages of history turning to dust before us youre thinking a the hobbit
<Bŭddy ĭf yŏŭ thĭnk / yŏŭng trŏlls ărĕ ĭncăpăblĕ / ŏf ĕmŏtĭŏnăl dĕpth ănd / ŭndĕrstăndĭng cŏmplĕx ĭdĕăs, yŏŭ'rĕ / thĕ mĭsgŭĭdĕd ănd lăŭghăbly / păthĕtĭc ŏnĕ.>
alright spare me the idiotic vvirtue signaling lecture on howw much young fuckin wwrigglers can understand wwould you read a wwriggler or grub a book as thick as their arm or does suddenly evvery educational regimen that hands them books much shorter and using less archaic language than lotr suddenly not bc fucking matter you blithering twwat also you say this but as soon as you start readin off twwenty pages describing the wway the chairs are carvved at a birthday party that wwriggler is going to get up wwalk awway and go pick up an ipad idiot