(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
had m3 th3r3 in th 12t half ngl
>> ¡'m both happy for you and ડuper worr¡ed about you
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY DON'T CALL YUNG JUGG'S BONEBULGE THE CUNT CRUSHER-9000 FOR NOTHING DAWG. :o/ WE BEEN KNOWING THIS! #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WDYM? :o)
thot u w3r3 2ad n 2ht bro
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS. :o) AND THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT MY DICK AND FELT BETTER. :o)
thIS Is EXACTlY WhAT I wAS TaLKinG ABOut In My EarLIER posTS BTW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY DICK EARLIER. :o?
I WAs TALKing ABouT FOlkS WItH BiG DiCkS ThAT onLy KnOW HoW To BeAT SHiT Up W It SoRrY NOt SORrY YoU CoULd NOT PaY Me EvEN In MY PrIMe To GeT DowN On SoMEthing caLLEd ThE CUnt CrushER 9000
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU DON'T GOTTA BE SORRY OR NOT SORRY. :o) WHY NOT BOTH?