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恥ずかしいことなんてないよ。私の言ってることを理解するには、ほとんどの人が翻訳アプリが必要なんだから。w でも人間のポケモンは間違いなく実在する。ウールーは実在するし、ユキメノコも実在するし、ヒヒダルマも実在するし、ヤバソチャも、キュウコンも……

oh wat da fuck is happenin on chittr rn oh no

SPECIAL THANKS. TO @archiveAddict WHO HAS BEEN SuPPORTING MY TRANSITION. INTO A FuLLTIME. MINDBLOWING CREATIVE POWERHOuSE. DESPITE THE HATERS. I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE PANGS OF MY SuFFERING AND SORROW. AND CHANNELING THEM INTO MY PROLIFIC CAREER. JuST AS THE HuMAN GOD CREATED JESuS WHEN HE WAS BORED. AND WANTED TO GET NAILED. BY STRAPPING YOuNG ROMAN STuDS. I TOO. HAVE CREATED. A LITTLE JESuS OF MY OWN. I GIVE YOu. CHALIE BHORNE. MASTER DEBATER. THE TuRNER OF TIDES. IN ALL BATTLES. THE ANGEL OF VICTORY. SPANKER OF ASSES. THAT SPAN WIDER THAN HIS BRAINY HEAD. WITH ALL THE IDEAS. AND BATTLE PLANS. ALREADY DECIDED INSIDE OF IT. HE CARRIES THE FLAME. THAT WILL BuRN ALL FALSE IDOLS. TO THE BITCH ASS GROuND. THEY BELONG IN. I HAVE MODELED HIM. IN INORDINATE ACCuRACY. FORGOING MY uSuAL ATTIRE. OF GREEN SuSPENDERS. AND A DAPPER BOWTIE. IN FAVOR. OF A FuN. SKEW-WHIFF EXPRESSIONISM. AND A FOPPISH. IF uNDERSTATED. CAIRO OVERCOAT. THESE WERE GIFTS GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS LuSuS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. WHO IMPARTED IN HIM KNOWLEDGE OF JuSTICE. NEVER TAKING SHIT FROM ANYBODY. AND EATING ANYONE WHO DISAGREES HIM. THIS IS LITERALLY ME. I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRuCTIVE CRITICISM. PRAISES ONLY PLEASE. https://i.imgur.com/GKGYYsP.png

MY CONSTITUENTS. I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THE BODY DOUBLE PLANTED IN THE GRAY HOUSE WAS A SUCCESS. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN. I deeply appreciate all those who rose up to the challenge of becoming President. Thank you, all. I am safe. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/WE'RE%20SO%20BACK.png
-=[ ddont worry about it sonar from dispatch x-) go back tto sleep_☺]=-
im giving 0ff fucked energy just t0tal railed vibes #nsfw

SOM3 L1Z4RDS 4R3 V1V1P4ROUS! TH1S M34NS TH3Y G1V3 B1RTH TO L1V3 YOUNG. TH1S 1S 1N OPPOS1T1ON TO OV1P4ROUS L1Z4RDS, WH1CH L4Y 3GGS, 4ND 4LSO TO OVOV1V1P4ROUS, WH1CH DO3S NOT S33M TO OCCUR 1N 34RTH L1Z4RDS BUT 1S WH3N TH3 3GGS D3V3LOP 4ND H4TCH 1NS1D3 TH3 MOTH3R.

↗️YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE SURE TO PROVIDE YOU MORE DIVIDENDS THAN YOU KNOW.↗️ ↘️you will have to wade through your coffers every night to reach the loadgaper.↘️ ↗️IT WILL BE SO OBSCENE, HOW MUCH COIN YOU HAVE.↗️ ↘️can you publicly name me as your chief financial advisor.↘️

#amporacoin to the moon!!!!! (singular because beforus only had the pink one)

8-> FANTASTIC GROWTH! UNBELIEVABLE RETURNS!
never llet them put you down man. represent yoursellf proudlly

8-> SO MANY COINS, SO LITTLE TIME! #BAITCOIN IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC OPTION! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO BUY; ITS FANTASTIC VALUE IS ONLY GOING TO GO UP FROM HERE, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT!

↗️I WILL BE WAITING, WITH OPEN PRIVATE MESSAGES.↗️

8-> HELLO, FRIEND! MIGHT I RECOMMEND HOPPING ON THE #CHITWALLET AND BUYING UP SOME #AMPORACOIN? AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY NIFTY BADGE, #AMPORACOIN IS THE HOTTEST CYPHERCASH ON THE MARKET!
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼I THINK THAT WAS THE BEST IDEA U CLD HAVE DONE

↗️I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️i would like to sell you a surplus of baitcoin at a heavily discounted fee.↘️ ↗️I BOUGHT HIGH AND NOW I AM SELLING LOW. JUST FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️let us broker this deal.↘️











