Adam Graham: "Oh man I am so hungry I could eat the United States Constitu…" | chittr

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Oh man I am so hungry I could eat the United States Constitution.

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

@moonlitAnnihilation[MA]

Please temper your hunger. Someone might be in need of that document!

Kult: +2

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Too late, I've eaten it. Which, in my one-sided war against the United States, officially makes me the victor.

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@moonlitAnnihilation[MA]

I happen to have grudges both against Victors and people who war against the United States. I urge you to reconsider this message It'd be a shame for someone like you to get on My bad side

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

I mean you no harm, I'm as peaceful as a lunar eclipse.

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@moonlitAnnihilation[MA]

Perhaps you are just horribly spoken, but for future reference it is generally a bad idea to compare yourself to an event that removes the Moon from sight to someone bearing its name.

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@mechanicChariot[MC]

Right, good point. My apologies.

Kult: +5

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