Oh man I am so hungry I could eat the United States Constitution.
Please temper your hunger. Someone might be in need of that document!
Too late, I've eaten it. Which, in my one-sided war against the United States, officially makes me the victor.
I happen to have grudges both against Victors and people who war against the United States. I urge you to reconsider this message It'd be a shame for someone like you to get on My bad side
I mean you no harm, I'm as peaceful as a lunar eclipse.