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@tiresianThaumaturge[TT]

Parents of Chittr, rare though I'm sure you are, I have need of advice. My(F, 51y) daughter (NB, 24y / 1mo, depending) has declared themself evil. This started after her other mom (F, 5432s allegedly) gained sole custody. Other Mom is a deadbeat, having done nothing for my daughter until one month ago. Not even child support, despite being a very wealthy woman and owning her own (dubiously legal) business. At the behest of Other Mom, my daughter has been behaving very inappropriately towards their peers. How can I set a good example when I'm not physically present? How can I undo the no doubt deep-seated, possibly-literal programming Other Mom has instilled in her?

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[☠︎︎] I LET MY OFFSPRING DO THEIR SHIT TBH LIKE IT WOULD ALREADY BE SO CHALLENGING AND UNWANTED TO SCOLD A SINGLE ONE BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM DUE TO ALL THE MULTIVERSAL BULLSHIT THAT I AM JUST IGNORING SUCH INSTANCES CHECK IF YOUR OFFSPRING IS ALSO HAVING A FUCKLOAD OF VARIANTS OF THEMSELVES AND IF IT APPLIES TO THEM THEN JUST SIT AND RELAX LOL [☠︎︎]

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Well, yes, there are a lot of Roxies. But there's one I've taken more closely under my wing than the others, and the one mentioned in this post is a clone who has all her memories. So, for the sake of this post, let's say I have two children.

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If you mean the Other Mom: I'm tempted, but she has significantly more resources at her disposal than I do, and someone else already has dibs on my death. If you mean my daughter: I'm going to assume that's an attempt to get a rise out of me, which I will ignore like the others.

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Also, you are by no stretch of the imagination a parent, though I can forgive an aging spinster for misreading a post so close to her bedtime.

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Increased aggression is a sign of dementia.

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I’M NOT THAT GREAT OF A PARENT HOWEVER I CONCUR WITH THE ONES SAYING MURDER IS THE SOLUTION.

[☠︎︎] IN THAT CASE CONSIDER HELP FROM SPIRITUAL AND COSMIC BEINGS BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST WAY TO CONTACT SOMEONE FROM AFAR JUST MAKE SURE TO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO END UP WITH A GHOST RIDER AS YOUR FINAL OPTION [☠︎︎]

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What is it about me that makes fish trolls so desperate to bump spades with me?