sorry I've been offline, I was digging the exercise gear out of my basement and then I got distracted by something labelled "transportalizer"? anyone heard of one of those?
you can think of it as a means to swiftly and typically safely travel across great distances! i specify typically because sometimes the distance isnt too great, and sometimes there is something at the other end that can make the journey unsafe.
Oh snap, dawg, you've got one of those? That's like one half of a teleportation platform. It uh, transports things from one platform to another.
I haven't really finished looking around the basement of this place since I moved in, just got what I needed to get cozy. It was under a tarp near the bench I needed.
It can take you places. I never quite figured out the proper way to use them. Maybe it has an instruction manual?