GREETINGS, MORTALS. THE FLEDGLING LORD WOULD NOT GET OFF HIS DAMN PHONE, SO I HAVE TAKEN IT. HE WILL RETURN AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION. -YALDABAOTH P.S. DON'T ASK HOW I TYPED THIS #SBURBWITHKRIS
what the fu¢k
HAA HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO HOO
OH HEY. HOW'D ALL THAT GO FOR YOU, LITTLE GUY?! -YALDABAOTH
FAR FROM LITTLE NOW. AND VERY WELL. THE POWER TO REIGN AND REND AND HUNT WITH MIRTH AND MALICE IS MINE.
,,please throw the phone at the lord really hard,,
...OKAY. BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT WILL BE REALLY FUNNY. -YALDABAOTH
AS I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD BE. YOU ARE AN EXEMPLAR OF THE PATH OF THE CONQUEROR. -YALDABAOTH (VERY PROUD)
AND YOU WERE A FORMIDABLE FINAL CHALLENGE.