#sburbwithkris

(myProfile's session has been PAUSED?! WHAT THE FUCK?) #sburbwithkris

Oh, I'm like a God now, aren't I? #sburbwithkris

I don't have to stay in this shit at all, do I? I can go literally anywhere else. Fuck this, this game is on pause. #sburbwithkris

...green guy just wrote down a code on a sheet of paper, handed it to me, and vanished in a cloud of green smoke. ...spaceship? #sburbwithkris

You know, I think I still need a spaceship. #sburbwithkris

...there's a guy. A green guy. Following me. There's a green guy following me. #sburbwithkris

okay, I'm done entertaining it. I don't even know what I can do, I just killed a big worm. #sburbwithkris

I'm gonna figure out what kinda cool powers I got tomorrow. But for right now, I'm go sleepy. #sburbwithkris

I really feel like I might be on some "all shall love me and despair" type shit tonight. Sorry in advance. #sburbwithkris

I'm going to live forever and do what I want and this fuck ass game can't stop me and no one can stop me I'm apparently fucking immortal or some shit. #sburbwithkris

there's a black hole. the planet that exploded sank some... I guess planetoids? Into it. I think I am supposed to go up there, but I need... like a spaceship or something. #sburbwithkris

...oh, there IS more game. huh. okay, well. I think I need to go to space somehow. afk while I figure that out. #sburbwithkris

okay. now what. #sburbwithkris

KISS MY ASS YALDABAOTH YOU BIG FUCKING BITCH I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND DO WHATEVER I WANT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. #sburbwithkris

myProfile is OFFLINE! Reason: I INSTALLED A GAME THAT ENDED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID BOSS FIGHT #sburbwithkris

fuck it. let's do this shit. #sburbwithkris

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT I WANT TO GO TO PARTIES AND MAKE FRIENDS I DON'T WANT TO CONQUER THE UNIVERSE. #SBURBWITHKRIS

Well, okay. If this is a game, there must be some way I can force it to let me go to like. The next level or some shit. #sburbwithkris

Okay. Well, big worm says if I think I can forge my own path that he's ready to beat my ass any day. I guess I'm gonna train a bit more first. #sburbwithkris

I guess it's time to figure out what the fuck to do. I don't really want to die here forever. #sburbwithkris

Okay. So, I'm something called a Lord of Doom. I'm supposed to conquer the universe, but I don't really want to do that. Big worm asked me if I was willing to stay here forever if I wasn't going to do what needs doing. I don't have an answer to that, but I don't want to conquer anything. #sburbwithkris

FUCK IT. I'M KEEPING THIS ONE. HE CAN ALCHEMIZE A NEW PHONE. -YALDABAOTH #SBURBWITHKRIS

GREETINGS, MORTALS. THE FLEDGLING LORD WOULD NOT GET OFF HIS DAMN PHONE, SO I HAVE TAKEN IT. HE WILL RETURN AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION. -YALDABAOTH P.S. DON'T ASK HOW I TYPED THIS #SBURBWITHKRIS

Big worm says: "you wouldn't shut the fuck up about 'cool powers', so I figured I would give you this ONE shortcut. Now stop livechitting this and pay attention to me." #sburbwithkris

THAT'S THE BITCH THAT KILLED ME. BIG FUCKING WORM WITH A SUN FOR A HEAD. #sburbwithkris #death

...I'm gonna go see what's behind that big closed door, now. #sburbwithkris

...such power at my fingertips. #sburbwithkris

I CAN FUCKING FLY NOW?! #sburbwithkris

I was chitting about how my truck bed was glowing. And then a fucking dragon, I think, showed up and impaled me through my truck bed. #sburbwithkris #violence #death

...did I fucking DIE?! #sburbwithkris

myProfile is OFFLINE! Reason: Dead #sburbwithkris

(An image of a beat up looking red pick up truck, the bed of which has a massive glowing Doom Symbol emitting from it) Hey, yall? What the fuck happened to my truck? #sburbwithkris

This echeladder bullshit is so ass. #sburbwithkris

If I ever get out of here I would like to go on a date. #sburbwithkris

I mistime a parry. I die. I actually didn't mistime it, apparently, and kill my enemy. #sburbwithkris

Anyone else have premonitions of their own death all the time now? It's like. Chill. But I don't enjoy it. #sburbwithkris

I feel like Lord Death of Murder Mountain. #sburbwithkris #violence #death

okay. The skellingmen have stopped attacking me so I'm gonna try. To get some sleep. #sburbwithkris

SHOULD I be playing fakeopoly? no. am I going to? yes. #sburbwithkris

I haven't slept in almost two days. I can't sleep. They'll get me. #sburbwithkris

Kill, kill, kill. #sburbwithkris #violence

I think that this game felt me complain that shit was too easy because every enemy can fly and shoot beams and plan ahead now. #sburbwithkris

How come the enemies get beam attacks and I don't. #sburbwithkris

...he has a fucking beam attack I need to lock in immediately #sburbwithkris

...that skellingman is just standing in the road. Menacingly. #sburbwithkris

...okay if I do get to fly that IS pretty sick. I will never really walk anywhere if I can fly. #sburbwithkris

What do you mean dying. That kills people. #sburbwithkris

How do I even know if I have cool powers yet? #sburbwithkris

I went back to the city where the spawns seem to be denser. I am not going to reflect on why the spawns are denser in the city. #sburbwithkris

Hm. I should, I think, be more concerned about the whole situation I'm in, but a large part of me is like "when does stuff start happening", including the subset of "when do I get cool powers?" #sburbwithkris