#sburbwithkris
Okay. I drove home. I am going to alchemize some stuff now. #sburbwithkris
I probably should have driven home to do like. Alchemy first? Before coming into the city. #sburbwithkris
Made it to the city. There are more of those skellingmen here than I can count. #sburbwithkris
I didn't drive home right away. I am back home now, but I wanted to check something out. The amount of skellingmen guys seemed to increase as I got closer to town, and the ones there didn't seem to be like... repulsed? By my truck. I have some ideas, but I'm not going to think about them right now. #sburbwithkris
okay, cool. didn't die overnight. how's everyone this morning? #sburbwithkris
Okay. I'm gonna sleep in the truck bed tonight I guess because I am not driving my ass home. Goodnight, chittr. #sburbwithkris
The big door would not open, but I could hear something massive behind it. Breathing. Waiting... #sburbwithkris
There was a fucking elevator that was only accessible from the bottom of the stairs. Is this a fucking Bethesda dungeon?! #sburbwithkris
Big door. Door stuck. Too many stairs. #sburbwithkris
When I get back upstairs... and drive home... I will make one, though. #sburbwithkris
I have to get to the core of the planet, apparently? I've been going down some stairs for about two hours. #sburbwithkris
There's no one around. The cash register appears to have been replaced by some type of... console? Terminal? #sburbwithkris
I went for a drive, since my truck seems to have come with me. The store is still here, but the sign says closed? I'm gonna poke around anyways. #sburbwithkris
it's times like this I'm reminded of something Strong Sad said. When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. (It would technically be dehydration, but.) #death #sburbwithkris
okay. was not a dream. cool, okay, cool. not too bad. great. #sburbwithKris
... There's not much different for me between SBURB and any other day, so far. No people around, the beasts of the wild seem to have some sort of predilection to attack and try to kill me... #sburbwithKris
oh, hey. THAT'S what that Echeladder thing was about. #sburbwithKris
You know, it's probably really stupid of me to be on my phone while fighting these things. I could die, I think. #sburbwithkris
You know, at least my house is here. I love you, #myhouse. #sburbwithkris
...and NOW steam comes back online? This is some bullshit. #sburbwithkris
This game sucks these guys don't even drop any loot #sburbwithkris
This is real, isn't it? It's just like in the Matrix, kind of. #sburbwithkris
... oh, it's like the killing fields. Okay, I get it now. #sburbwithkris
Oh, wow. They died really fast. I'm probably exclusively going to be posting about this until I either die or wake up or whatever, so I'll make a # for it so you can avert your gaze or something. #sburbwithkris
NEVERMIND THEY ARE ATTACKING ME. #SBURBWITHKRIS