PООV: I'm yoour useless unemplooyed manchild booyfriend that dooes noothing but coomplain and eat hoot chip and yoou finally saved enoough mooney too buy a kitchen coombine but befoore yoou have the chance too feel prooud oof yoour accoomplisshments yoou nootice me trying too shoove my fingers intoo the blender because i'm curioous what is gooing too happen
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Thankfully. Your world class live-in moirail is Gold in ranked moirail intervention. And he is going to ensure you don't actually SERIOUSLY try to fist a spinning propeller blade for slushie drinks so I don't have to. Right? Right? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < RIGHT?
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Doo yoou expect every single highblooood too use loowblooood dialect 24/7? Read a booook befoore saying atroocioous stuff like that
Why is it tagged suggestive
Moost definitely
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The act of fisting something, even comedically, is still #suggestive!!! I'm...just tryna not get banned here or suspended like on Swattpad. It's a bitch to appeal, and they're REALLY cracking down there.
Noow noow