Y3ah, I call my bulg3 my Slug. G(o)T a pr(o)bl3m? #nSfW
y3ah I h(o)p3 my Slug aInT gr(o)WIn (o)n y(o)u, cauS3 ThaT'S Supp(o)S3D T(o) b3 (O)N M3, n(o)T y(o)u. GIv3 ThaT back. fuckIng ST3alIn my ShIT. makIng m3 Slugl3SS. #nSfW
they'll be Callin' me the slu6 snatCher for my heinous Crimes.
my p3nITS #nSfW
the bul6e bandit. the peanits pilferer. the slu6 snatCher. the... CoCk... Corraler i'm out of names.
WrITIng Th(o)S3 all D(o)Wn
never know when you mi6ht need the labels. never know when you mi6ht need to hit someone with the title of eel esCapist
I am sweeping in and carrying you away like one of those anime princesses. Don't worry about this guy and his garden menace/projectile ammunition/exxtremely slow and inefficient vehicle.
THaat... kkind of puts aany possible pursuit scene into aa whole new perspective. I sure do hope your getaawaay vehicle is not aas inefficient
N(o)T T(o) InT3rj3cT buT my v3hIcl3 IS pr3TTy faST If y(o)u W3r3 T(o) lIk3 "fl33" l(o)l, In ThIS hyp(o)Th3TIcal Slug fl33Ing f3ST. buT I am alS(o) n(o)T g(o)Ing T(o) ch3ST S(o)m3(o)n3 D(o)Wn WITh my Slug (o)uT l(o)l #nSfW alS(o) g3T (o)ff my p(o)ST.
I do aapologise for deraailing from your slug. I wish you merry slugposting. I guess