
Y3ah, I call my bulg3 my Slug. G(o)T a pr(o)bl3m? #nSfW

AUGH

tthat'ss awessome. I'm gunna sstart doing tthat too, ok?

ThaT'S gr3aT, y3S g(o) f(o)rTh.... Spr3aD Th3 W(o)rD (o)f #y(o)urSlug #nSfW

y3ah I h(o)p3 my Slug aInT gr(o)WIn (o)n y(o)u, cauS3 ThaT'S Supp(o)S3D T(o) b3 (O)N M3, n(o)T y(o)u. GIv3 ThaT back. fuckIng ST3alIn my ShIT. makIng m3 Slugl3SS. #nSfW

my p3nITS #nSfW

WrITIng Th(o)S3 all D(o)Wn

I am sweeping in and carrying you away like one of those anime princesses. Don't worry about this guy and his garden menace/projectile ammunition/exxtremely slow and inefficient vehicle.
THaat... kkind of puts aany possible pursuit scene into aa whole new perspective. I sure do hope your getaawaay vehicle is not aas inefficient

N(o)T T(o) InT3rj3cT buT my v3hIcl3 IS pr3TTy faST If y(o)u W3r3 T(o) lIk3 "fl33" l(o)l, In ThIS hyp(o)Th3TIcal Slug fl33Ing f3ST. buT I am alS(o) n(o)T g(o)Ing T(o) ch3ST S(o)m3(o)n3 D(o)Wn WITh my Slug (o)uT l(o)l #nSfW alS(o) g3T (o)ff my p(o)ST.
I do aapologise for deraailing from your slug. I wish you merry slugposting. I guess
