
I n33D T(o) ST(o)p b3frI3nDIng m(o)Th3rfuck3rS ThaT Dr3SS lIk3 Th3y'v3 n3v3r T(o)uch3D a n(o)(o)k b3f(o)r3.

(o)h Th3y WISh. BUT h3y, y(o)u maD3 m3 chuckl3!

PLeaase, do consider me one such motherfuckker. I beg you, releaase me

m3 anD y(o)u ar3 b3STI3S f(o)r3v3r :o)

FOr fuckk's saakke, I weaar chequered shirts with sweaater vests! THere is no more unaattraactive aattire! I aam begging you on my _kknees_!

bITch3S l(o)v3 a S3nSTIv3 m(o)Th3rfuck3r Dr3SS3D lIk3 ThaT. :o) frI3nDShIp

I thinkk... I need to get drunkk #substaance

aW D(o)nT D(o) ThaT haha, S3rI(o)uSly juST lay D(o)Wn

DO my eyes deceive me? IS thaat aa genuine, sensible aadvice aamongst aall the mockking aand slugposting?

I c(o)ulD T3ll y(o)u T(o) kyS anD DI3 InST3aD

AAh yes, the power of friendship