The Embalmer

@necroticCatseye

Th3 Alch3m1c 3mbalm3r, At Your S3v1c3. Br1ng1ng th3 f1n3st br3w1ngs and mostt1m3s happy to ass1st w1th bod13s... B3forus...

Blood: OliveAge: 54 years25 sweepsKult Score: 383Kull Score: 25715 followers 13 following

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Ahhh... as Abov3, So B3low...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

W3 Should All B3 1nsp1r3d By... Th3 Mounta1n...

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Wannapet Mymullet

@wannapetmyMullet[WM]

Wanna pet my mullet?

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Do Not Sp3ak To M3, Cr3t1n.

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Wannapet Mymullet

@wannapetmyMullet[WM]

Wanna pet my mullet?

@necroticCatseye[NC]

Do Not Look At Th3m. Th3 Mom3nt W1ll Pass. Th3y W1ll C3as3 Th31r 3x1st3nc3, And Soon 3nough P3ac3 W1ll B3 Upon Us Onc3 Mor3...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

A Toast To L1v1ng.

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@embalmingEmbrace[EE]

To Living. Let It Be A Long Life Ind33d.

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Tr3ad L1ghtly..........

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

T1m3 And T1m3 Aga1n, P3opl3 Hav3 Fa1l3d To Conqu3r, But Th3y Try And Try Aga1n, Unt1l Th3y'v3 S3cur3d What's R1ghtfully Th31rs.

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

My S3rv1c3s Do Not Only 3xt3nd To 3l1x1rs And Br3w3ry... cons1d3r M3 For Your Corps3 Duty... 1 Would B3 Happy To Ass1st...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

1 R3sc1nd My Last Post. On3 Spok3 To M3 1n G1bb3r1sh. 1t Was Qu1t3 Alarm1ng...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Th3 B3auty 1n Corps3s... Th3y Do Not Sp3ak...

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@artificialRigormortis[AR]

౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehehe you haven't met the right corpse then

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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

they yell and fart a little ^_^

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

i know a corpse who wont shut the fuck up sometimes

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

3l1x1rs Mad3 W1th Th3 F1n3st 1ngr3d13nts... cons1d3r Suppurrt1ng A Small Cr3ator... you W1ll Not B3 D1sappo1nt3d...

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@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

what kind ⚣f elixers y⚣u g⚣t?

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Bas3d On Craft3d G3mston3s 3mb3dd3d On 3ach And 3v3ry Bottl3, Th3s3 3l1x1rs Ar3 Mad3 To 3mpow3r You, To 3nl1ght3n You, To 1gn1t3 Your 1nn3r Str3ngth... th3r3 Ar3 Many Typ3s Of Th3s3 3l1x1rs W1th Var13d Purpos3s... for 1nstanc3... 1f You Consum3 An 3m3rald 3l1x1r 1t Shall Mak3 Your N1ghts F33l Mor3 Prosp3rous, 1t May S3ttl3 Worr13s, 1t May Hav3 S1d3 3ff3cts 1nclud1ng Drows1n3ss, But... Succ3ss Oft3n Com3s W1th Downs1d3s...

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@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Any drink that's fun has side effects l⚣l. When I get a chance t⚣ c⚣me visit i'll pick up a few~

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Y3s...! your Pr3s3nc3 Would B3 Most W3lcom3...!

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Shall… W3 S31z3 Th3 N1ght Tog3th3r… Mm? https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/c3216143a21a.png

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Bod13s Hav3 B33n...1n Abundanc3...ton1ght...h33...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

O Agony, Thou Most Fa1thful Compan1on,,, how Softly Dost Thou Tr3ad Upon My Shadow,,, and Y3t How H3avy Grow3th Thy Pr3s3nc3... thou Art No Clamor1ng F03,,, but A G3ntl3 Frond La1d Upon Th3 Push3r,,, a W31ght That Doth Not L1ft... th3 Hours Dr1p Slowl1k3 M3lt1ng Wax,,, wh1lst Thou S1tt3st B3s1d3 M3,,, unb1dd3n And Unwav3r1ng... y3t Must 1 Marv3l At Thy Constancy,,, for Though Joy Oft Tak3th 1ts L3av3,,, and H0p3 Doth Wand3r Far Af13ld,,, thou R3ma1n3st... 3v3r Thou R3ma1n3st...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Oh... V1ol3nc3... 1t 1s 1ntr1gu1ng 1s 1t Not? to Th1nk Of What Had Happ3n3d To A P3rson Pr1or To Th31r 3nd... 1 Always Wond3r...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Grac1ously Has A Formula So Pow3rful Has B33n Grac3d Upon M3... 1 Cons1d3r Mys3lf... lucky 1n That R3gard... may Such S1m1lar Luck Com3 Your Way...

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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

you have the $ame title a$ my bo$$, i think i almo$t $hit my$elf

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

P3rhaps W3 Ar3 On3 And Th3 Sam3...

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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

haha. no. i don't think he ¢ould find the po$t button with a gun to hi$ head. $aid with love.

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Do Not Worry... 1 M3an 1t 1n Jok3s...

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@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

nah, don't worry, i got¢ha. but uh. it'$ ni¢e to know there are other troll$ out there looking after the dead.

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

Th3 Mark3t Has B33n Suff3r1ng A Shortag3 Of S3v3ral 1ngr3d13nts Upon Wh1ch 1 R3gularly R3ly On... th1s 1s Unfortunat3... mor3 Unfortunat3 1s Th3 Fact That Half Of Th3 M3rchants App3ar Unabl3 To D1st1ngu1sh B3tw33n "out Of Stock" And "1 Hav3 M1splac3d 1t Som3wh3r3" H3h...

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

H3llo... w3lcom1ng My S3rv1c3s... pl3as3 Do Not H3s1tat3 To R3ach Out.. for 1 Am Not A F3arsom3 S1ght.

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@industrialIncidentalist[II]

HELL⧃!

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@necroticCatseye[NC]

H3llo...!

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