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Pizza Sauce Isn't Sweet Though???
I Mean Pizza Sauce Is Most Definitely Savoury But Ok. Also I'm Not Saying There Should Be Only Pineapple There Should Be Ham And Bacon Also. Then It's More Savoury And The Sweetness Works.
How D:o we feel about pizza on pineapple?
Awful, even worze, a thouzand timez worze. Pineapple iz too juicy and zoakz through the cruzt of the pizza. It makez it zoggy.
You Pat It Dry Before It Goes On The Pizza!
Zo what, you pat it dry, but heat doezn't cook through them all the way, leaving them ztill zoggy?
I Mean If Your Oven Is On It Generally Cooks The Pizza