⛧this is my official declaration that if a badge is made out of my dunking, im gonna deface a clown church to get myself culled in a far less painful way than being immortalized as 'that whiney rustblood on chittr'. #violence #cw-suicide #suicidebyclown #joking #notactuallygonna #getmyselfculled #butisure #fuckingwouldwish #idid⛧
⛧there are thousands of you makeup-smeared fuckwits. one of you is gonna jump at the chance.⛧
⚇ You could say that about literally any caste then? ⚇ If you get a big enough sample size of trolls and you're almost guaranteed to find a killer ⚇
⛧clowns are by far the easiest caste to offend. all i have to do is walk down the street and some of you want me dissected like a ribbitbeast⛧
⚇ Such profiling! ⚇ Lmao you's funny motherfucker. ⚇ Don't worry on it, I'll put the word out to keep our hands off you. ⚇ Cuz you funny. ⚇
⛧you're real late to the party if you're trying to dunk me like a bunch of other fuckin people were doing before. the least you could do is be on time.⛧
⚇ I was eating breakfast! ⚇ And preparing for teaching my class! ⚇
⛧well get on the bus, i need more people to clap for me. #callback⛧
⚇ ...I don't take the bus to work lmao. ⚇ I live on the church Flagship! ⚇ I just gotta walk across the ship. ⚇
⛧you werent there for why that joke would have fucking slapped, and part of me is glad, but the other part really wishes i didnt waste it on someone who is late to the party.⛧
⚇ Whatever you say, buddy lmao ⚇ You really *IS* funny ⚇