@neonAllnight — #cw-kidnapping
ok i got a joke a driver is stuck in a traffic jam outside of washington dc, nothing is moving suddenly a man knocks on the window, which the driver rolls down and asks "whats going on"? "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress!" the man said. "They're asking for 100 million dollars ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them all in gasoline and light them on fire. We've been going car to car taking donations." The driver asked "how much have people on average been donating?" "Roughly a gallon" #violence #cw-kidnapping (kinda)