Newestory Inc.
@newestoryInc
Official Account - (former Estory Corp.) Make A New History With Us!
you know what? i'm REALLY fucking angry with this whole stupidly broken system in our version of Alternian Empire, because why for angel's sake, am i getting this fucking notification for the 3rd time in the past few perigee, LIKE... i have to drop everything I'm doing, go to this overcrowded city, sit in an overcrowded line with a fucking ticket, and wait for someone with an inflated sense of self-importance and responsibility to look at my fucking bracelet and say "Oh, yes, it's okay, you can go!"
~ I KNOW RIGHT. ThiS piece of Shit in general SuckS tbh. Also, that mandatory upgrade back in the day under the Sauce that it'll make our life better :/
i'm just glad it's not wiretapping us at least, although now i worried that it might... but putting a microphone in this thing seeeeeeeeems unrealistic anyway, but you know... i just don't trust those guys with the cute, fangless smiles who hold their screwdrivers like they're the last thing you'll see if you walk into their workshops... they kind of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look like they've been brainwashed, and i'm pretty sure the Boss has some kind of pressure on them or something...
~ Oh for fuckS Sake.... I mean, what would you do, fire uS? What a losS. Anyway, Since you have corporate acc now, that'S YOUR job to look after YOUR reputation without putting a pressure on our own opinionS :) We didn't have that Shit in our contractS.
I'd Look At you If you Had As Much Stuff To Do As I Do. I'm Literally FUCKING SUBJUGLATOR PER SE, And I Spend A Good Bunch Of Day Either CULLING Lawbreakers, Or Doing Some Clurch Related Stuff, And When I Don't Have Any Of This - I'm Taking Care Of Newestory. Meanwhile All you Do Is Sitting In your Office And Making Some Questionable Decisions For Some Dubious Goals. you Have No Idea How Lucky you Are That you Still Haven't Gotten Under My Axe By Putting Corporation At Risk At Some Point With your Bullshit.