Kairoi Haidem
@riftScriber
he/him just an adult living life in a colony, LIKE... doing work or pretending? you know ooc: T-Hal
you know what? i'm REALLY fucking angry with this whole stupidly broken system in our version of Alternian Empire, because why for angel's sake, am i getting this fucking notification for the 3rd time in the past few perigee, LIKE... i have to drop everything I'm doing, go to this overcrowded city, sit in an overcrowded line with a fucking ticket, and wait for someone with an inflated sense of self-importance and responsibility to look at my fucking bracelet and say "Oh, yes, it's okay, you can go!"
i'm just glad it's not wiretapping us at least, although now i worried that it might... but putting a microphone in this thing seeeeeeeeems unrealistic anyway, but you know... i just don't trust those guys with the cute, fangless smiles who hold their screwdrivers like they're the last thing you'll see if you walk into their workshops... they kind of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look like they've been brainwashed, and i'm pretty sure the Boss has some kind of pressure on them or something...
~ Oh for fuckS Sake.... I mean, what would you do, fire uS? What a losS. Anyway, Since you have corporate acc now, that'S YOUR job to look after YOUR reputation without putting a pressure on our own opinionS :) We didn't have that Shit in our contractS.
I'd Look At you If you Had As Much Stuff To Do As I Do. I'm Literally FUCKING SUBJUGLATOR PER SE, And I Spend A Good Bunch Of Day Either CULLING Lawbreakers, Or Doing Some Clurch Related Stuff, And When I Don't Have Any Of This - I'm Taking Care Of Newestory. Meanwhile All you Do Is Sitting In your Office And Making Some Questionable Decisions For Some Dubious Goals. you Have No Idea How Lucky you Are That you Still Haven't Gotten Under My Axe By Putting Corporation At Risk At Some Point With your Bullshit.
Awww Hi Sweetie :o) Please Do, He Really Needs That Lmao. And Keeping Him Away From A Social Media For A While Is Definitely A Good Decision.
.....these photos make me feel like I had a compleeeeeeetely different life pov you are grass https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/papa%20kai%202.png
~ pov you're the grasS JokeS aside though, I totally get that.
~ damn I just Saw you actually wrote the Same thing in post I can't read at timeS ig
=oXO ouuuu''' so nice''' mammal lusii must be so soft =oXO
oh he was very soft, he had a mane, and he loved to be scratched and brushed he was willing to forgive any misdeeds for a good scratch
=oXO he sounds like he was very nice i,m glad you had a good relationship with him¡ that sounds so lovely =oXO
there are a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of photos of my papa, and I'm really afraid that I don't remember much from that time happy grass eater https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/papa%20kai%201.png
it's nice to hear! it's a pity that he's not with us now, all that remains are old photos
=oXO auu i,m sorry to hear that he,s gone, i hope you,re doing alright without him¡ =oXO
everything is fine thanks! it's been a very long time... and i have an old beast-bot with a lusus persona that actually behaves like mama, even though i'm not a grub anymore
=oXO awh, that,s quite nice¡ though i guess robots aren,t very soft''' but solid things are also comforting in their own way because if they,re solid they,re sturdy and sturdy things feel reassuring¡ my lusus is very solid he has an exoskeleton =oXO
oh my bot is quiet soft she has this cool soft coating that makes look very natural, although yes there's a lot of metal and stuff under that whole coat so yes in a sense it's solid?? who's your lusus btw? like to hear about others guardians
=oXO ohhh that,s a very advanced robot wow¡ or maybe i,m behind awawa''' my lusus is a giant ant¡ he,s very bossy to me but i love him a lot' i think he,s skittish of other trolls though because i haven,t seen him since i,ve had hive guests''' but he could also just be working hard in the anthill he does sometimes forget to do other things when he,s working really hard' i only have one of my old grub pics of him i posted a while back, i can put it here in the comments if you,d like to see him¡ =oXO
oh busy guy i hope he doesn't forget to give you some time later when he gets back i heard that ants are forgetful so just give him time and i would like to see! about bot - it's actually just my timeline is a little different, there's a looooooooooooooooooooooooot of things that happened and i realized were different between timelines and these bots were a necessity here, sooooo i think challenges lead to progress and stuff ypu know my mamagirl is prototype, and i can look up her photo if you're aslo want to see
=oXO https://64'media'tumblr'com/dfa131d5f79761d7f4df5ec6bbc68856/acb09819714252bb-8f/s1280x1920/facc45a98ed61205b2dd6cce4a0593d34195527e'png this is him¡¡ ohhh i see i see''' i really don,t understand a lot about timelines or anything like that i am starting to think that it is actually a very complicated thing and it might be out of my depth''' but that,s really interesting and i would love to see her too¡ =oXO
you're such a tiny baaaaaaaaaaaaaby, what a lovely thing, he looks very careful to you that my angry mama bot, she sleepy here, but she usually a grumpy girl https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/galya%20sleep
=oXO awawawa¡¡ i was actually¡ kind of a huge grub¡¡¡ you just can,t tell because he is so very big =:) and i didn,t grow up very big haha i am kind of short'' oh your mamabot is very pretty'' she looks very elegant¡ i,m sure she,s still very elegant when she,s angry too =oXO
ooooooooooooooooh, I found some old photos on an old memory disk... this is litte @veiledSerpent and our dads (and my hand ahahhahh), feeding us like chubby grubs... but you know, it's a sin to complain about the fish you can't catch yourself as a landweller https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/rei%20paps.png
i want to take Galya fishing actually do you think she'll be able to fish like they do?
like... will she be able to dive like my dad did following your like is it okay for a guy who spends hours inhales every piece of shoots he finds to go fishing?
~ I think So far nothing haS Stopped her from behaving like the regular lusuS. If She haS Some fishing SkillS iS different question though... But we definitely can find it out Some time. You made me curiouS about it actually
oh all three cuties here and Rei was so little, smaller than i was in those years and he always looked like he was lost, it waaaaaaaaaaas funny how he looked as a wriggler and how he became older
~ Now I feel a tiny bit awkward... Anyway, I remember you got quite Surprised when at Some point I became taller than you lol.
I WAS the one who let highbloods grow so faaaaaaaaaast you were so cute and smaaaaaall, just sitting there so serious and then you just went and got biiiiiiiig and taaaaaaaaaaall (still serious lmao)
~ Hmmmmmmmmm idk about that And I mean, you also were cute and Small, Since you're just Sweep older than me :) Just... Taller than me for a while.
you know at first i was angry and then i was like...okay like angry way and i actually stopped being against your growth like our boss says: it's not about size, it's about skills...
~ Aw did you want me to Stay Small and cute for longer? :D Either way, it SeemS like you Still found Some advantageS in thiS Situation lmao.
sooo.... my buddies dragged me here and they say there's some kind of cool interdimensional chill zone or smf
>> K¡nd of yeડ, how are you ton¡ght? :))
it's cool actually) trying to figure everything out here, you know thanks for asking bud
~ Oh look who joined here :) Have fun ig, it'S wild here at timeS
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~ Wait till it'S gonna be another caste System discourse or a bunch of hornyposting or Some other Shit like thiS lol
another caste system like... i was sure our planet rotates differently you know, but thats sound really frenzy ahahah and horny people don't look like strange you know, I'm pretty sure sam sent you bulgepics back in the day)
~ Nonono, not "another caste System" I waS Saying "another discourse about caste System". But yea, we do have it differently here haha. Oh absolutely they don't. And it'S fine to have bulgepicS in dmS. Here however you can See them right in your dash. I have nothing against it, just not Smth I personally would do LOL. (and why Should I if I have dmS with you)
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, aren't these guys shy? I'm almost sure they're just locked up on their missions yeah it's good to have a partner who can't pchooooing from the damn planet, am I right?) (...keep talking to me like that and I'll get reprim for slacking off again)
~ They for Sure aren't. And who knowS tbh. It really iS. FeelS also great to keep the Same relationship Since the timeS on Alternia, we're lucky af. (No one Said it must be during the work time though.... So you're not Slacking then technically.)