Kairoi Haidem
@riftScriber
he/him just an adult living life in a colony, LIKE... doing work or pretending? you know ooc: T-Hal
~ Watching CEOS fighting under the matesprit'S chitt waS quite entertaining ngl. And who would've guessed that it'S So easy to bait one of them
literally the scariest thing i've seen today
~ Did it feel to you like if you were in-between of two lusii having a fight?
absolutely, you're sitting there like a little grub, hoping they've forgotten that they're fighting because you were howling at the top of your lungs in the middle of the forest............
~ Yea, that SoundS about right, I can definitely get it. I think we Should take a little break from thiS app and to go to chill Somewhere after all of that Stuff lol
yeah let's go social media absolutely makes everyone angry...........
you know what? i'm REALLY fucking angry with this whole stupidly broken system in our version of Alternian Empire, because why for angel's sake, am i getting this fucking notification for the 3rd time in the past few perigee, LIKE... i have to drop everything I'm doing, go to this overcrowded city, sit in an overcrowded line with a fucking ticket, and wait for someone with an inflated sense of self-importance and responsibility to look at my fucking bracelet and say "Oh, yes, it's okay, you can go!"
~ dude... I really don't get why they've been So annoying with your bracelet Specifically Like... I haven't gotten any Similar notification ever??? (THANKFULLY. I'd hate that aS much aS you do.)
WHAT'S THEY PROBLEM, why should i go there in any case? this thing is like an indestructible piece of shit that will tell us when it's broken, and we won't be able to escape your damn colony without being culled for trying
~ I KNOW RIGHT. ThiS piece of Shit in general SuckS tbh. Also, that mandatory upgrade back in the day under the Sauce that it'll make our life better :/
i'm just glad it's not wiretapping us at least, although now i worried that it might... but putting a microphone in this thing seeeeeeeeems unrealistic anyway, but you know... i just don't trust those guys with the cute, fangless smiles who hold their screwdrivers like they're the last thing you'll see if you walk into their workshops... they kind of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look like they've been brainwashed, and i'm pretty sure the Boss has some kind of pressure on them or something...
there are a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of photos of my papa, and I'm really afraid that I don't remember much from that time happy grass eater https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/papa%20kai%201.png
=oXO ouu nice lusus =:) =oXO
it's nice to hear! it's a pity that he's not with us now, all that remains are old photos
=oXO auu i,m sorry to hear that he,s gone, i hope you,re doing alright without him¡ =oXO
everything is fine thanks! it's been a very long time... and i have an old beast-bot with a lusus persona that actually behaves like mama, even though i'm not a grub anymore
=oXO awh, that,s quite nice¡ though i guess robots aren,t very soft''' but solid things are also comforting in their own way because if they,re solid they,re sturdy and sturdy things feel reassuring¡ my lusus is very solid he has an exoskeleton =oXO
oh my bot is quiet soft she has this cool soft coating that makes look very natural, although yes there's a lot of metal and stuff under that whole coat so yes in a sense it's solid?? who's your lusus btw? like to hear about others guardians
=oXO ohhh that,s a very advanced robot wow¡ or maybe i,m behind awawa''' my lusus is a giant ant¡ he,s very bossy to me but i love him a lot' i think he,s skittish of other trolls though because i haven,t seen him since i,ve had hive guests''' but he could also just be working hard in the anthill he does sometimes forget to do other things when he,s working really hard' i only have one of my old grub pics of him i posted a while back, i can put it here in the comments if you,d like to see him¡ =oXO
oh busy guy i hope he doesn't forget to give you some time later when he gets back i heard that ants are forgetful so just give him time and i would like to see! about bot - it's actually just my timeline is a little different, there's a looooooooooooooooooooooooot of things that happened and i realized were different between timelines and these bots were a necessity here, sooooo i think challenges lead to progress and stuff ypu know my mamagirl is prototype, and i can look up her photo if you're aslo want to see
=oXO https://64'media'tumblr'com/dfa131d5f79761d7f4df5ec6bbc68856/acb09819714252bb-8f/s1280x1920/facc45a98ed61205b2dd6cce4a0593d34195527e'png this is him¡¡ ohhh i see i see''' i really don,t understand a lot about timelines or anything like that i am starting to think that it is actually a very complicated thing and it might be out of my depth''' but that,s really interesting and i would love to see her too¡ =oXO
you're such a tiny baaaaaaaaaaaaaby, what a lovely thing, he looks very careful to you that my angry mama bot, she sleepy here, but she usually a grumpy girl https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/galya%20sleep
ooooooooooooooooh, I found some old photos on an old memory disk... this is litte @veiledSerpent and our dads (and my hand ahahhahh), feeding us like chubby grubs... but you know, it's a sin to complain about the fish you can't catch yourself as a landweller https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/rei%20paps.png
~ OHHHHHH THAT PHOTO I wish I could remember those timeS haha. I bet though the fish waS quite good.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oooh⁀binkii⁀just⁀wants⁀to⁀pinch⁀those⁀little⁀cheeks⁀he⁀looks⁀adorable!!!
i want to take Galya fishing actually do you think she'll be able to fish like they do?
like... will she be able to dive like my dad did following your like is it okay for a guy who spends hours inhales every piece of shoots he finds to go fishing?
oh all three cuties here and Rei was so little, smaller than i was in those years and he always looked like he was lost, it waaaaaaaaaaas funny how he looked as a wriggler and how he became older
~ Now I feel a tiny bit awkward... Anyway, I remember you got quite Surprised when at Some point I became taller than you lol.
I WAS the one who let highbloods grow so faaaaaaaaaast you were so cute and smaaaaaall, just sitting there so serious and then you just went and got biiiiiiiig and taaaaaaaaaaall (still serious lmao)
~ Hmmmmmmmmm idk about that And I mean, you also were cute and Small, Since you're just Sweep older than me :) Just... Taller than me for a while.
you know at first i was angry and then i was like...okay like angry way and i actually stopped being against your growth like our boss says: it's not about size, it's about skills...
.....these photos make me feel like I had a compleeeeeeetely different life pov you are grass https://file.garden/af5yZSnTFCHPTfxg/papa%20kai%202.png
=oXO ouuuu''' so nice''' mammal lusii must be so soft =oXO
oh he was very soft, he had a mane, and he loved to be scratched and brushed he was willing to forgive any misdeeds for a good scratch
sooo.... my buddies dragged me here and they say there's some kind of cool interdimensional chill zone or smf
>> K¡nd of yeડ, how are you ton¡ght? :))
it's cool actually) trying to figure everything out here, you know thanks for asking bud
~ Oh look who joined here :) Have fun ig, it'S wild here at timeS
~ Wait till it'S gonna be another caste System discourse or a bunch of hornyposting or Some other Shit like thiS lol
another caste system like... i was sure our planet rotates differently you know, but thats sound really frenzy ahahah and horny people don't look like strange you know, I'm pretty sure sam sent you bulgepics back in the day)
~ Nonono, not "another caste System" I waS Saying "another discourse about caste System". But yea, we do have it differently here haha. Oh absolutely they don't. And it'S fine to have bulgepicS in dmS. Here however you can See them right in your dash. I have nothing against it, just not Smth I personally would do LOL. (and why Should I if I have dmS with you)
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, aren't these guys shy? I'm almost sure they're just locked up on their missions yeah it's good to have a partner who can't pchooooing from the damn planet, am I right?) (...keep talking to me like that and I'll get reprim for slacking off again)