Maggie
@notAcorvid
what the fuck're you lookin at mate?
Iunno how ya fuck up THIS bloody bad but th' new sheila's left th' bloody cluckbeast pen open so now I gotta go find a bunch of chooks cuzza this bloody galah.
I mean yeah, but unforrtunately th' bloody things in th' woods would also love to eat some frree chooks. And we definitely just lost a couple to th' moobeast pen. #impliedanimaldeath
Norrmally I'd agrree but I know I surre as hell ain't goin' into th' bush to gettem 'erre. Somethin' ain't rright bout them trrees and I hearrd th' sorrta cluck that made my fangs itch.
... Everry damn day, mate. I ain't goin' in afterr th' little buggerrs but I surre as hell worrrry they'rre gonna come back out afterr me. Thank ya kindly ferr th' warrnin' but 'm well awarre of things worrse than death.
#horrrrorr