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Can a scuttlebuggy outrun the big six-legged bear things that live in the woods?°❀.࿔

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okay rwude don t take my advice sighs nobody listens to me sighs even when they asked forw my advice sighs okay not dirwectly but it is a public forwum which means if they arwe asking then they should at least take me into considerwation sighs so inconsiderwate sighs

Why are you typing 'sighs' as you try to convince me to get myself killed?°❀.࿔

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because they arwe sighs sighs as in the worwd not the action because i am sad sighs that one was an actual sigh sighs that one too sighs and also because it is out of exasperwation oh woe is me these humans arwe so ignorwant and okay maybe i was doing that but you know you didn t rweally do it so it was rweverwse psychology if anything i taught you to not hold down yourw horwn but you could not underwstand that forw you do not get psychology because you lack complex topics like that frwom wherweverw you orwiginated frwom sighs no winning with these things

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these things as in humans i am objectifying you orw wait no that is not the worwd uh i am deperwsonalizing you because i do not like you and thus i am lumping all humans togetherw and also not even rweferwrwing to them as a species but a thing because i do not like them

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I know what reverse psychology is.°❀.࿔

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ah but you see i can not be fooled forw that is rweverwse psychology to make me think you know what rweverwse psychology is but i know you do not and arwe merwely just lying because therwe is no way you know that shit it is too advanced forw you an alterwnian exclusive

...I studied psychology in university but frankly I cannot be fucked to deal with this, you are actively making my headache worse.°❀.࿔

Yes, but only on a road. On the forest floor, it will not succeed. They can be blinded, however, if you have strong lights. Good luck on your venture.

I'm not trying to outrun them (yet), I was asking for future reference. But thank you for actually being helpful!°❀.࿔

Not a problem. Now you know. Depending on where you are, you may also want to invest in something that smells strongly, and bad. Keep it in a sealed container. There are other creatures in the woods that might want to eat you, but can be driven off with strong and horrible smells. If anyone tells you to rub something rotten on yourself to ward them off don't listen to them. That's going to lead to infections later and is just gross. Just keep something nasty in a box. Much easier, so much less disgusting. Good luck out there. Alternia is no friend to trolls, but it's an active enemy to humans.

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