
Scriba Themis, Secretary-at-Law
@obligatoryAssistance
1a) Alternia's most underpaid secretary. 2a) To schedule any meetings or for other inquiries, private messages are available.
1a) Just a reminder: 2a) Not all legislacerative issues are covered by our offices. 2b) This includes, but is not limited to... 2b.2) Urinating on a drone 2b.3) "Bucketbombing" your neighbors' hive 2b.4) Negative posts about or regarding the empress or an heiress 3a) Your case will be considered indefensible. Accept your punishment with grace.
1a) I proposed leaving our front desk entirely physical. 1b) I do not think providing digital services outweighs the cons of anonymity. 1c) But I suppose that's my problem to deal with. 2a) I'm already overworked. Please spare me.
1a) As of this moment, our offices have officially opened their public aide branch. 1b) If you need legislacerative assistance, we have a large number at our disposal who are always on call. 1b.2) Jokes, pranks, or otherwise asinine legal requests will be swiftly blocked and drones will be provided your locational data. 2a) For further or unrelated queries, I am here to provide assistance to the best of my ability. 3a) Thank you for your time.


