ANY HUMAN MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR ME TO REVIEW? DOUBLE POINTS IF THEY’RE GARBAGE, TRIPLE IF THEY’RE ACTUALLY WORTH A SHIT.
wHaT ThE HeLl dOeS ThAt mEaN? yOu tElLiNg mE ThIs iS ReMiNdInG YoU Of mE AnD YoU BuMpInG PaLe sNoUtS AlL Up iN ThE MeSsY TaNgLeS Of a pIlE? aNoThEr mE, aNyWaYs.
dOn't tElL Me wHaT To dO BrOtHeR. mAyBe i aM MoThEr fUcKiN WoRrIeD. mAyBe mY PaN Is aLl cReAsEd aNd wOrRy fIlLeD LiKe a nInJaTaStIc jElLy gRuBnUt.
yeah no shit id like it you little fuckin egotease thats why i asked but yeah sure hit me id love to hear the rest of this inspired reparte youre hitting me with
IF YOU REALLY WANT THE LOWDOWN, THEN YOU CAN ASK EVER SO POLITELY FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED WRITE-UP. I CAN’T POSSIBLY SAY EVERYTHING I WANT TO ABOUT CRASH (2004) IN 15K CHARACTERS. FUCKING CHITTR LIMITS.
over 15k characters over crash and only a piddly post of a chit for my whole ass multi trillion earning franchise i hate it here
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU EGOMANIAC, A HAND-WRITTEN MULTI-PAGE REVIEW DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX? I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU. IS *THAT* WHAT YOU WANT?
now you get me make sure that shits written in gold ink and sealed with a kiss to boot
YOUR SICK WISH IS MY COMMAND, SINCE I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR INBOX.

