⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
⚜THE DUCHESS OF THE WEBS SPEAKS TRUE, PLAGUED PRINCE!!! THEIR KISSES WERE ALLURING AND FEATHERY, BUT NOT SWEET AND FEATHERY ENOUGH TO SEND THEE TO THE HEAVENS!!! THEY ARE FOND OF ON THE SPOT SONNETRY.⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS...NAY...IF THEY LINGER THUS...NO....UNLESS...⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Forthright! Knightly emprises be fore us!! I shall espy thee, shining (glittereing?✨️) brightly o'er yonder field, when we shall draw neir unto a wight wyrm with our moste noble arms DRAWN TOGETHER! Sparkleknight Egleche!═══>
⚜MISTRESS OF THE 8TH SIGHT HAS WITNESSED AND ACKNOWLEDGED MY ALLYSHIP OF THE JESTLY FEAIRY FOLK, HUZZAH!!!⚜⁀➴
Hey, I'm always interested in FLARP exploits! Sometimes I forget there's more classes than Petticoat Seagrifts and 8ristling 8on Vivants, haha!
⚜DOH!!! FOR ANOTHER FUMBLE BEFALLENS THEE, APOLOGIES, MARQUISE!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜AS PRESENT EVENTS UNFOLD, THY WAS OCCUPIED BY DUNGEON FAIRIES, AND THEIR WICKED MAGIKS OF COOS AND AWES TO TRICK ONE INTO FOLLOWING THEM TO CERTAIN DEATH!!!! THEE IS FINE THOUGH⚜⁀➴