my resume: artist of fine literary works professional ashtray (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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oh hm ygo,.,.,//
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these are bad titles. get better titles. like registrar. or perfunctory citizen.
\/\/\/\/0uldn't say fine, 0r artist. But you're a real piece 0' \/\/\/\/ork.
you want to put one of those nasty cigars out on me so bad
As if. Yer g0nna ha\/\/e t'beg fer that. Cigar's \/\/\/\/0rth m0re than yer \/\/\/\/hole hi\/\/e. \/\/\/\/hat remained 0f it especially.
i wouldnt even let you! thats how much i despise you and your stupid gills do you know how much i have to hate someone to refuse being given burn marks!
I'm free t'come back an' \/\/\/\/reck yer ne\/\/\/\/ place t0o if'n'I feel like it. 0ught t'cut yer splinternet s'y'can experience life an' stop t0uchin' yerself t'm'messages. T0o go0d at typin' one handed. #nsf\/\/\/\/