chittr
← @orthopraxicArchivist

- nightly reminder to drink lots of water and brush your fangs! - i guarantee most of you are not doing it enough! - and yes im looking at you specifically!!!

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What's the recommended care routine for externaL mandibLes? Asking for a friend

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brushing your fangs is for normies cultivate a poisonous bacteria in your mouth for biting tech

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@freakNasty[FN]

- no!!!!!! - do not do this!!!

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- mouth grade fangpaste is also approved for use on external mandibles! - mix with a little bit of water before applying and be sure to wipe down thoroughly for a beautiful polish!!!

NO

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- your skin will dry out and your teeth will rot away!!! - not really my problem but i still think you should care a little more!

Shining poLish or komodo bite... decisions decisions....

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>[ 10 if i chew on one of those lusus dental care chewtoy th-ngs will that suffice? ];

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- while that will help with removing plaque from your fangs it is still not a full substitute for brushing! - you cannot escape self care routines!!!

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