Evie Harlow
@pacifistMesocricetus
Clocking in for another long night ₍ᵔ. ̫.ᵔ₎
Your name is Evie Harlow. You are a night auditor at a troll hotel on Earth-C. You are the only human employed here for no special reason. It was just a matter of happenstance. You have somehow kept your job despite being very bad at reading social cues and are decently liked by guests. You enjoy a number of things including: anime from the 80/90s, hamsters, Diet Coke, and most types of music. You also enjoy doodling and roleplay but you don’t consider yourself very good at either. Overall you think you’re pretty boring, as the only story you have to tell is one about how you gained a prosthetic arm, but try your best to make up for it by being polite and as outgoing as your anxious nature allows.
One of the guests is a really pretty troll woman and I think she’s flirting with me? Maybe? She keeps leaning against the desk and asking me how I’m doing and a lot of her requests seem like Not unimportant but they confuse me because normally people don’t really ask me for all this stuff in one night but also maybe I’m just looking too far into it But her eyes are really pretty And she’s really tall And I think she could bench press me if she wanted to And when she laughs it rumbles in her chest a little and I think I might pass away
Bad workplace etiquette to entertain any flirty notions. Just suck it up until you're off the clock.
I think I might be a lesbian
I’d kill for some focaccia rn
Oh wow everyone has photos of themselves up I should probably post one too??
Finally off work!! Yay
what is that thing
>:33 < SLACKER >:33 < YOU SHOULD BE WORKING MORE. >:33 < THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE FOR YOUR COPORATION THE BETTER.
the strange creature in your profile picture what is that thing
>:33 < YOU MUST. >:33 < CORPORATIONS NEED YOU. >:33 < THEY WILL EXPIRE WITHOUT FAITHFUL WORKERS.
It’s a Syrian hamster :) they’re about palm sized rodents which is a type of furry animal
Depends Some of them are sweeties but there are some that bite first and ask questions later
It’s very cute when I see others who like a certain animal a lot
I really messed up by staying up so late into the day the guests keep coming in but I’m so sleepy
Really pretty woman came in and now I don’t know what to do with myself I keep stumbling over routine explanations and she just smiles at me AHHH
Maybe when I clock out I’ll go stop by the pool and cool off
Become a night auditor it’s a super easy job they said Except they forgot to mention maybe don’t apply at the troll hotel Nothing against trolls but everyone said the job would be easy cause everyone’s asleep at night and not checking in Consider me bamboozled
u have, like, the cutest PFP i've ever seen.
Thank you! Hamsters are my favorite animals :) I know a lot of silly fun facts about them
Breakfast is french fries from yesterday’s dinner in a ziplock. They’re still cold but they’re salty enough it’s pretty good! Time to clock in sigh
Your name is Evie Harlow. You are a night auditor at a troll hotel on Earth-C. You are the only human employed here for no special reason. It was just a matter of happenstance. You have somehow kept your job despite being very bad at reading social cues and are decently liked by guests. You enjoy a number of things including: anime from the 80/90s, hamsters, Diet Coke, and most types of music. You also enjoy doodling and roleplay but you don’t consider yourself very good at either. Overall you think you’re pretty boring, as the only story you have to tell is one about how you gained a prosthetic arm, but try your best to make up for it by being polite and as outgoing as your anxious nature allows.