Evie Harlow
@pacifistMesocricetus
Clocking in for another long night ₍ᵔ. ̫.ᵔ₎
One of the guests is a really pretty troll woman and I think she’s flirting with me? Maybe? She keeps leaning against the desk and asking me how I’m doing and a lot of her requests seem like Not unimportant but they confuse me because normally people don’t really ask me for all this stuff in one night but also maybe I’m just looking too far into it But her eyes are really pretty And she’s really tall And I think she could bench press me if she wanted to And when she laughs it rumbles in her chest a little and I think I might pass away
Bad workplace etiquette to entertain any flirty notions. Just suck it up until you're off the clock.
I REALLY DO NEED HELP WITH THIS ANYONE GOT ANY ADVICE ON PEST CONTROL?
Tell them there’s a lot of unguarded food over there and just point in a random direction that usually works and has them scurry off! And that way they’re unharmed :)
NORMALLY I WOULD AGREE WITH THE PEACEFUL OPTION BUT PEACE WAS NEVER A OPTION WITH THESE GUYS
Finally off work!! Yay
what is that thing
>:33 < SLACKER >:33 < YOU SHOULD BE WORKING MORE. >:33 < THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE FOR YOUR COPORATION THE BETTER.
the strange creature in your profile picture what is that thing
It’s a Syrian hamster :) they’re about palm sized rodents which is a type of furry animal
Depends Some of them are sweeties but there are some that bite first and ask questions later
It’s very cute when I see others who like a certain animal a lot
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Go for it! You never know if you don’t try
Become a night auditor it’s a super easy job they said Except they forgot to mention maybe don’t apply at the troll hotel Nothing against trolls but everyone said the job would be easy cause everyone’s asleep at night and not checking in Consider me bamboozled
u have, like, the cutest PFP i've ever seen.
Thank you! Hamsters are my favorite animals :) I know a lot of silly fun facts about them