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@packageHandler Now this is a fortune I’ve been itching to jot down. When you first requested, your energy was astounding. Blinding, even. For a moment I forgot where I was when I gazed into Orbie’s sweet, faceless abyss. Your package handling is going to lead you on an incredible adventure. There is a package to be collected from an outpost just five miles from your most recent station, measuring 4 centimeters by 21, which contains… Well. I can’t say, lest I risk a paradox. It is imperative however that you take it to its destination. I know you are capable. My deck and Orbie say they believe in your ability to be fearless. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.

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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@packageHandler[PH]

thank ya friend! 6uess i 6ot a job to do, then... s'pose i mi6ht as well use the rest of my ni6ht piCkin' this up! kind've odd paCka6e dimensions but... nothin' i Can't handle! ^◡^

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