MY WORK HAS BEEN COMPLETED, AND NOW, MERGAL——DELICATE, TONER-COVERED MERGAL——AND MYSELF WILL EACH INDIVIDUALLY BE GOING HIVE AFTER OUR HARD NIGHT'S WORK, THOUGH I WILL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON HER AS SHE LEAVES THE OFFICE, AS PRIOR TO THE INCIDENT TWO WEEKS AGO, I HAD NO CLUE SHE COULD ATTRACT CATASTROPHES AS HORRIBLE AS SCUTTLEBUGGY ACCIDENTS, AND THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY AS A MOTHER FUCK, I DO NOT ESPECIALLY WANT TO SEE HER GET LAUNCHED THREE YARDS BACKWARDS DUE TO THE INTENSE FORCE OF A SPEEDING BUGGY'S BUMPER CRASHING INTO HER SWEATY, SHAKING, EASILY-BREAKABLE BODY AGAIN AND MAKING HER BOUNCE HARD AS FUCK AGAINST THE PAVEMENT SIX-TO-EIGHT TIMES. AGAIN. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
I HAVE NOT HAD CAFFEINE IN SEVERAL HOURS I AM JUST EXCITED AS PISS FOR MY FIVE DOLLAR FUCK LONG. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
IF IT DOES NOT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE I AM GOING TO BEAT THE ASS OUT OF THE NEAREST TRASH RECEPTACLE BEFORE REALIZING I JUST VANDALIZED PUBLIC PROPERTY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FEELING RELIEVED BECAUSE I AM RICH AS BITCHFUCK AND A FINE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A GENTLE TAP TO MY ENDEARINGLY SMALL AND PERT BUTT CHEEKS. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
YES I HAVE BEEN TOLD MY BEHIND IS VERY SMALL AND CUTE AND I WILL TAKE THIS COMPLIMENT EVERYWHERE WITH ME AND WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY CRITICISM OF MY TIGHT CHEEKS THANK YOU. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]