(string^ 'being 6'1" and jacked is a heavy burden to bear. 💔')
Y'know what 3ls3 is a burd3n? Ha<ing to also r3m3mb3r ur own addr3ss n palmhusk numb3r, h3r3 shar3 3m with m3 I'll mak3 sur3 it do3sn't o<3rwh3lm u ;)
:> Pfffft. <:
(string^ 'that's cute. but i have a kinda strict policy about not handing those out lightly.')
This is the type of post that reads like that ancient "and they say a brunette can't wear jeans" shit. Watch out, bro. Not everyone will swoon over your alleged musculature. Smart individuals might just discern that you're fishing for attention.
FUCK Damn i had to gi<3 it a try lmao