on an unrelated note how come every time i order a burger sans 1 sauce they go absolutely crazy on the other sauces like if i order a little burgey and i ask for no mustard i am not looking for a burger absolutely drowned in ketchup the fuck just be normal about my sauces dog it's not that hard
#JUST APPRECIATE THE SAUCES. #THEY G9 HAM 6ECAUSE THEY KN9W Y9U WANT THE SAUCES
yeah the taste is a factor but I'm not really worried about the wetness is the thing most people aint thinking about how wet their sandwich is man i'm thinking man i really don't want mustard right now and bam. drown that shit in ketchup right fuckin now sorry did you wanna hold onto your burger? nah nah nah ketchup hands it ends up being way more sauce than woulda been on the burger if id just left the mustard on it like they always over compensate on it its crazy why am i having to do burgery (burger surgery) to salvage the eatability of my burger, dog riddle me that batman
maybe the dude making your burger hates mustard and really likes ketchup and thinks you're a kindred spirit
you just gotta really like ketchup and catch up drink it from the bottle, put freak him
i can respect the grind but dog id rather die lotta bits ill commit to but that aint one
i just think i shouldnt have to have a system for avoiding burger induced ketchup hands
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tis a problem that has been around for centuries probably why the sandwich was invented