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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ One of the best parts of being post-exile is getting deployed out on missions to planets slated to be colony worlds. ⚇ Especially when you're the first drop. ⚇ Word's reached far, far into the deepest reaches of the infinite about the Empire by now. ⚇ So it's almost always they attack first. ⚇ These alien motherfuckers, with their puny weapons. ⚇ Thinkin' they can push up to the might of the Empire, to the rebuff of troll chitin. ⚇ Foolish motherfuckers that they are. ⚇ To crush them under heel is the greatest motherfuckin' glory I get to be a part of on a regular basis. ⚇ Messiahs blessed carnage, all the way down. ⚇ Hell, sometimes I even get to grab trophies! ⚇ Got this whole shelf full of horns from this one fuckin'...weirdass hoofbeast species. ⚇ They had some kinda psionic that could do all kindsa shit. ⚇ Not enough power in it to stop me and mine though. ⚇ To cullpit and paintpot with each every. ⚇

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damn they let ppl grab tr/)phies 2????

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⚇ If you're the one that makes the cull, for sure. ⚇ Who boutta stop you? ⚇ Blood is blood and caste is caste and we all got our part to play in the Empire. ⚇ But at the end of the day? ⚇ Even the lowest of low motherfucker is leagues higher than any bitch ass *alien*. ⚇ Who the fuck is gonna stop us? ⚇ Ain't no one. ⚇ Not now, not ever. ⚇ We are the inheritors of the infinite, motherfucker. ⚇ So take what the fuck you are owed. ⚇

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s/)unds fun /)r s/)mething

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⚇ Damn right it is. ⚇ And there's always an open frond for other motherfuckers to come do they duty. ⚇