
⚇ Goin' from Mafia shtick to law? ⚇ Now Messiahs strike me if I'm wrong. ⚇ But that shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ⚇ Funniest shit a clown ever did hear. ⚇

⚇ I read plenty. ⚇ Or did you all up and forget the whole Schoolfeeder of Scripture shit. ⚇ The only thing keeping me from Titling is my age. ⚇

READING ONTO THE RECORD! "scripture" is not a book

⚇ It's more a book than yo' ass could ever get to readin'. ⚇ Honestly ain't convinced you can. ⚇ You sure you ain't using TTS to read my shit out, lil' ad homienem? ⚇ Make sure to use one wit' a sexy voice, okay? ⚇

RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP if i used TTS you would be assigned the fucking driest voice possible. like a documentary narrator. the contrast between that & the incoherent hoofbeastshit you're spewing would be the closest you've ever been to being funny

POINT OF ORDER! also i'm prolific on both badreads & stochasticterrorgraph & they don't hang out fucking jurisceration doctorates to people who can't READ your assertion is a FARCE

⚇ Two messages? All for me? ⚇ You shouldn't have. ⚇ Also don't get so testy! ⚇ I thought maybe they'd made a special exception for you since they pitied yo' cullbait ass so bad. ⚇ Maybe you got a secret moirail on staff? ⚇ One that isn't the like like motherfucker, that is. ⚇ You strike me as the type to get low with a lil' infideliterror if it gets you ahead in yo' career! ⚇ HA HA HA HA HOINK ⚇

OBJECTION! Don't talk like that about Corvoe, man.

⚇ I ain't makin' any kinda comment on Corvoe. ⚇ This is about *you*. ⚇ I fw Corvoe heavy ⚇

POINT OF ORDER! well, i wouldn't do that to them. anyways INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PROSECUTION! in what world would i *not* be really into legislaceration legitimately. memorizing the precise wording of different statutes & rulings, finding loopholes to exploit, passionately monologuing to the jury, occasionally culling some asshole on the other team for no real reason, etc., how is that not exactly my niche. this is my SHIT fair & square

⚇ HAH HAH HAH HOINK! ⚇ I'm just playin' wit' you, fucknuts. ⚇ ...Yeah. ⚇ Honestly? ⚇ It sounds like some shit you'd be all over like a fuckin' weevil. ⚇ Ain't ever gonna deny a motherfucker they passions. ⚇ ⚇ Blood 20:30 - “For we are nothing but troll at the end of the night. We answer call to Empress and Mother Grub and the white hot passion that runs through the veins of every motherfucker hatched. To fight is to live, to bleed is to grow strong. Your brother who fights harder than you will inspire forth further holy violence from you." ⚇